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Edited by ItsOnlyElo: 4/17/2016 7:55:07 PM
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REALLY CHEESY PUN&JOKE CONTEST

Winner gets satisfaction of winning. This can consist of punny jokes and just puns Jokes no longer need to consist of a pun! -To the people saying how isn't this in offtopic, it's was destiny based.- Edit 1: Over 100 jokes keep them coming Edit 2: Over 200 jokes! Edit 3: Over 300 jokes, keep them coming! Edit 4: Over 500 jokes! Edit 5: Over 700 jokes!!! We are trending!!!

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  • Edited by Alföðr: 4/18/2016 2:54:03 PM
    1. I went to a hive party on the moon, it was pretty inthralling. 2. Where do the Vex wash their dishes? The Ishtar Sink. 3. Wheres Destiny's story? Shrouded in the darkness. 4. How did the Traveler get its name? It never dribbles. 5. Player 1: I hope they add gambling with this new update! Player 2: Yeah that would be cool. Player 3: There already is gambling in Destiny. Player 2: What is it called? Player 3: Its called the Cryptarch. Player 1: What can you win? Player 3: No one wins. 6. A Titan, a Hunter, and a Warlock go to the movies. The Warlock walks up to the guy at the door. Man: $1.50 please. The Warlock gives him the money and walks in. The Hunter walks up. Man: $1.50 please. Hunter gives him the money and walks in. The Titan walks up. Man: $3.00 please. Titan: Why are you charging me more to get in. Man: Shoulder Charge.

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