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4/18/2016 3:03:23 PM
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I'm going to need hours with this guy.
[spoiler]Me: Dinner can wait.
Caller: JUNIOR I SWEAR APON THE ##%%%%% LORD I WILL KILL YOU AND THEN ILL-
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*Hangs up phone*
I now have a few minutes before he gets here
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Good. Would you like to run, or should I just finish you here? Be aware, I love it when my prey run. Gives the meat ssso much more flavor.
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You haven't met him. In fact making him angry was part of my plan...
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Then you have not met [i]my[/i] master. *chanting* Armakoth, arise! Your slave requires your aid in retrieving your newest follower!
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Let's see who gets here first. *Smoke rises in the distance*
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Yesss. We shall see whose master is stronger. *Rumbling begins happening in the distance*
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What the hell...is that thing...
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That, is my massster. He, who took power through ruthlessness and murder. Armakoth, The Lord of Demons!
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Looks like a potato
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That, is your imagination, child. My massster, he is the thing of nightmares. Skin as black as onyx, horns as sharp and deadly as brimstone, and the strength of the gods. I once saw him rip a traitor in half using nothing but a single claw.
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Still a potato. In fact- [b][i][u]GET OVER HERE!!!!!!!!![/u][/i][/b] *Large giant fuzzy monster attacks the potato* [i][u][b]PREPARE TO EAT MY SHAIT!!! YEEEEE HAH!!![/b][/u][/i]
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Sssily sssily tiger. Did you not know where I got my name, Darkness Walker? *Walks through Tiger's shadow and appears behind him* [u]DIE![/u]
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*Hand passes right through me*
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What?! *snarls* Die, damn you!
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*Hands keep passing through me* *Smiles* You've got a lot to learn. *Punches you and some teeth fall out*
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Edited by Golden Chocobo: 4/22/2016 3:46:57 AM*spits out a fang* Ahh, so the tiger finally shows some claws. My massster and I are going to have so much fun killing you. *rumbling in the background* And it looks like my lord is drawing nearer. Excellent...
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OH HELL NAH! *Grabs you and sinks into the ground*
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Have you forgotten my other form, cub? *turns serpentine and escapes your hold. Than slips into the shadows and ascends* Where there is shadow, I see freedom.
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Edited by A Tigerstorm: 4/22/2016 3:04:53 PM...bored. *Yawns*
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Edited by Golden Chocobo: 4/22/2016 8:14:45 PMI grew tired of this petty squabbling as well. What's say you we end this little fight, here and now? * hands you a blade* That is a dagger formed from the hottest and darkest flames of my Mastersss netherrealm. The only tool that can truly kill me. But don't worry, you won't walk away from this. I'll make sure of it.
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*Starts eating the dagger* Mhhhh...needs more salt
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You are a bizarre creature aren't you? Either way, you'll die today! *rushes towards you and begins to slash*
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*Attacks pass through me*
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Why.. Can't.. I.. Touch you?! Wait! * suddenly smile* Ahh so that's your little secret. *grabs your throat* That mark... Yesss, I know that mark.
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That's a pizza stain. *Holds up wrist* *Some sort of high tech watch glowing green appears* This is my magic.
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Edited by Golden Chocobo: 4/22/2016 11:11:49 PMNo child. That mark on your chest. It disgusts me just to look at it. That mark is the sign of the Goddess. The one who betrayed ussss.
