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4/18/2016 6:28:20 PM
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My Morning Was The Definition Of "First World Problems"
1: My expensive razor broke and I had to use a cheap $2 razor to finish shaving this morning.
2: During my exercise routine, I found out one of my favorite songs to jog to was deleted.
3: Some people from the city came for inspection of my house and now I have to move my furnace I had put in 6 inches to the left.
4: I tried making a burrito today but it was too big to fit in the microwave.
5: I couldn't find a guitar pick for guitar practice this morning.
6: I found that one of the keys on my Wurlitzer piano is out of tune.
7: All my good cereal is gone and now I have to get more.
8: The head on my snare broke again (That was legitimately annoying)
9: Ran out of Gold for my Xbox.
10: I couldn't find the 1.5mm adapter for my headphones.
So, yeah. There's my morning of being an entitled bitch. Hope you have a nice day.
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how do you do much in so little time
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Poor poor turtle...
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The guitar pick one, gets me everytime. Or the one you find is too thick/not thick enough for your liking.
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What cereal? [spoiler]( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/spoiler]
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1. That must have been one big burrito 2. Snares always break, you might as well just have 3 extras at all time.
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5 RepliesWTF how big was that burrito?
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Edited by Hexxinq: 4/20/2016 3:08:02 AMNumber 9 happened to me last week, and i have no money
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Chill out on your drum man. Heads shouldn't be breaking [b]again[/b].
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Edited by SolidusNat: 4/19/2016 4:47:03 PM
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5 RepliesEdited by tc_bendy: 4/19/2016 11:30:24 AMI stepped on a lego and then dropped my Oreo in the milk and it sink to the bottom of the glass. [spoiler]I think my morning was worse[/spoiler]
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2 Replies[quote]4: I tried making a burrito today but it was too big to fit in the microwave[/quote] I have this problem all the time. Except it's not with burritos or microwaves. Penis. I'm trying to say I have a big penis. *cries in corner* *uses tears for lube*
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Relevant.
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2 RepliesWhat's next, some stranger said hello to you on the streets. We can't handle such first world "harassment"
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Go hit your neighbor with a football. It'll make you feel better, I promise
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This is the shit I died for? Not worth it
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I HAD A HORRIBLE DAY TODAY AND I USUALLY COME FROM WORK AND MAKE A YLYL THREAD AND THEN WHENEVER I SEE THIS BANANA I JUST WALK UP TO MY WIFE AND BEAT HER INFRONT OF THE CHILDREN, U AND THAT BANANA ARE THE REASON WHY MY LIFE IS IN SUCH A SHIT STATE, U TELL MY WIFE U ARE THE REASON FOR THE PAIN I BRING HER, YOU ARE THE REASON YOU SON OF A BITCH YOU AND THAT -blam!-ING BANANA GOD -blam!-ING -blam!-KKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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1 ReplyAll of that happened this morning?
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3 RepliesPeek a boo mf! When the mic thats one month old stops working out if nowhere but you can still here people through it.
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3 RepliesElectric razor for life.
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Hey, at least your neighbor didn't throw one of his endless footballs at you
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[quote]3: Some people from the city came for inspection of my house and now I have to move my furnace I had put in 6 inches to the left.[/quote] What does the KGB have against you?
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I woke up to play my video games and...... The internet was down...... FOR 2 DAYS
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Use a quality safety razor or straight blade.
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Look at it this way, at least you weren't sitting in the AC but when you started to feel cold you noticed you'd left your [i]Snuggie[/i]™ in another room.
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1 ReplyMan you must love music
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11. When the bleach spills out of the cup
