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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
4/18/2016 9:51:26 PM
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[b]he lays on the ground bleeding[/b]
[b]Garth runs and slides over to his body[/b]
Garth: Come on! Stay with me!
Smaug: This is totally gonna make me abandon Tubbs in the tournament fight.
Garth: What?
Smaug: Nothing, just call in one of your birds.
Garth: Right.
[b]Garth whistles and a giant eagle comes and picks Smaug up and flies away[/b]
[b]Garth then comes up with a plan[/b]
You think your tough? Come on! Hit me!
English
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[b]The deity twirls his blade again[/b] Last time you played this game, it cost you your face. [b]The deity decapitates the crippled bird on the ground[/b] Last Chance two face.
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You know you just decapitated the ground right? [b]the bird is gone[/b]
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[b]The grounds head falls off. ....the deity just caused an earthquake[/b] You were saying?
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Weird... [b]walks away[/b]
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 4/18/2016 11:08:25 PM....well that was anti-climactic. [b]The deity starts doing random poses[/b]
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[b]smiles and looks at the camera[/b] And that kids, is how you survive an attack from a wild Deity.
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[b]A little jingle plays[/b]
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[b]winks and walks off[/b]
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[b]Claps[/b]
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[b]in the background you hear a bunch of laughing as if you're in a TV show[/b]
