originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
*Sketch relaxes in a cardboard arm chair in front of his fire-proof cardboard fireplace while sipping cream soda out of a cardboard teacup. He glances up at his head mounted over his fireplace. A large two headed bird sleeps while perched on a cardboard pole mounted in the corner of the room. The doors to his cardboard box have been left open.*
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*nukes cardboard box*
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*His new and improved box is nuke proof.*
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*this nuke was specially made for nukes proof cardboard boxes*
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You nuked my box once. It's not happening again.
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*nukes box again*
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*The box is still standing and completely unharmed. *
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*impossible, if my box nuke can't harm your box then reality simply becomes non-existant due to the infinite resistance and force of the two objects... the universe blows up...
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"That's not how it works... And it's not just any normal box, it's MY cardboard box. There are no others like it."
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It is how it works. This is MY nuke. There are no others like it because it was specifically made to destroy YOUR cardboard box...
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"I doubt that... I haven't had my box for very long. But you know what?" *Gets into the box. * "Throw your nuke inside and nuke me with the box. "
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*eats nuke* "I dunno why I did that..."
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Cause you had the munchies?
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Possibly
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[u]Po appears in one of the chairs next to you.[/u] Ey bby, what's up? [spoiler]Not Balthazar. Po isn't really a fighter, more just comic relief.[/spoiler]
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*Looks at Po.* "Oh, hello. I'm just relaxing in my mansion." *He waves his hands, gesturing to the whole room which is made entirely out of cardboard. The room seems to be bigger than the cardboard box itself.*
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[u]Po nods, looking around.[/u] Trust me, I've been in things that can get much bigger on the inside than this.
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That's what he said [spoiler]that's what the doctor said[/spoiler]
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*He gets up and walks over to a cardboard door and opens it. There is a pitch black abyss and it sounds as if some sort of strange wind is blowing. He closes the door again.* "I've gone in there. I think it may be safe. I spent about 5 hours just walking in there and I couldn't even see the other side. I'm not sure why that door is there but I think it goes on forever."
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[u]Po raises his eyebrow, intrigued.[/u] Would you mind if I went in there? I love infinite abysses. They are always the most fun to walk around in.
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"Eh, I'm not sure... I'm not in the mood to go exploring it right now. I do like to go in there to sit and think though."
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[u]Po nods.[/u] What are you thinking about? I can't help but wonder what's going through that head of yours.
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"Well, I may not act like it, but there's a lot going through my head. I'm not very religious so sometimes I sit and think about how unlikely it is that I'm me instead of being someone else. I also sometimes think about how unlikely it is that I haven't died yet due to some accident."
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*forms in a chair next to you* That's a lot of cardboard...
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"Indeed it is." *He sips from his cardboard teacup in a fancy manner.* "You are in my house. It's that cardboard box that sits upside down next to the dojo gates (Inside the dojo walls, not outside.)... What? When I would go into my box did you think I was just crawling into an average cardboard box?"