*A Wild Gringo Has Appeared*
[b]Bungie HQ, Washington[/b]
Deej: *Walks nervously into Pete Parson's (CEO of Bungie) office* "Muh lord... It's um... well..."
Pete: *Decrypts last Sterling Treasure on his 7 by 4 foot TV* "Thats some damn sweet loot" *He looks up at Deej* "Well spit out m'boy I don't have all day! The reset is tomorrow and I need to make sure the Nightfall gives everyone Eververse Packages instead of real gear."
Deej: *He shuffles uncomfortably* "M'lord, they... They say the Challenge of Elders is too easy. People are farming it for Variks reputation and the bosses die within seconds."
Pete: *He stares at Deej for a second, emotionless* "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha." *He stops laughing abruptly and looks at Deej in the eyes* "Lets go for a walk."
Deej: "To where m'lord?"
Pete: "Its a surprise!"
*Pete exits the room with Deej trailing behind. They make their way through Bungie HQ and to the wing designated for the Live Team.*
Pete: "Hello Live Team!"
Live Team (In unison): "Hello Mr. Parson."
Pete: "I have the funniest thing to tell you. Deej, tell them what you said to me."
Deej: "Um..."
Pete: "Tell. Them. Now."
Deej: "Well, the Community thinks the Challenge of Elders is too easy."
*The room is filled with expressionless faces, save for the horror of Deej and the joyousness of Pete, who proceeds to laugh hysterically*
Pete: *Suddenly stops laughing and, he pulls out his replica Queen's Choice (Complete with white Chroma) and shoots one of the Live Team members point blank in the chest* "Laugh with me."
Live Team (In unison): *Laughs uncomfortably*
Pete: "Stop"
Live Team (In unison): *Stops laughing*
Pete: "Deej, do you know why we were laughing?"
Deej: "Um..."
Pete: "Well Deej, we were laughing because of this week's Challenge Modifiers. And do you know what those are Deej?"
Deej: "Brawler?" *He pulls at his collar*
Pete: "No. You see, we are going to make the point bonus on melees, and the modifiers will be Lightswitch, Grounded, Juggler, Berzerk, Match Game, Frsh Troops, and Ironclad. That'll give those -blam!-ers a run for their money. And you know their precious 'special ammo'? Well guess what?!" *He walks over to the switch labeled 'Special ammo drops'* "Whoops" *He proceeds to turn it down to the setting labeled 'As Useful As Primary Synthesis'*
Deej: "Thats... great m'lord."
Pete: "Now get out of my sight before I have Cozmo replace you and I fix your RNG so you never again get any gun you farm for like it is for the rest of the Community."
Deej: *Runs away faster than he does from #Offtopic*
Pete: *Walks over to phone on wall and picks it up* "So Mr. Weisnewsky, how's that Fusion Rifle Nerf coming along?"
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1 ReplyI don't care
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I liked it.
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1 Replythis is good
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1 Replyi think its more activision laughing at us. Been reading that little contract of theirs with bungie and from what it looks like they forced bungie to only use up to 5 million for destiny, the dark below and house of wolves. Basically this, " we will give you more money for destiny... if you earn it."
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Lol So good!
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When deej sees this...
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1 ReplyReply.
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I thought you stayed in #Halo!
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As soon as I read the first line I thought Final Fantasy.
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6 RepliesI'm glad you're back. MOAR plz
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2 RepliesThank you for this
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4 RepliesRemember that hitler gets banned from Xbox live video? I'd like somebody to do the same but with a destiny theme
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Pure gold.
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You thought you were playing a game. Here the game was playing you the entire time.
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7 RepliesCan we replace "still a better love story than Twilight" with still a better story than Destiny. Because this was still a better story than Destiny.
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Now, what really happened... they are not giving a $#!& about destiny anymore, while they are focused on destiny 2... ...we are playing left overs.
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6 Repliesyou weirdo's who make forum fiction need to seriously get a grip... its a game.
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1 ReplyIs it just me or does Pete sound a lot like handsome Jack?
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1 Reply👌 i felt like i was there
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[quote]frsh troops[/quote]
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Edited by Richie: 4/19/2016 11:05:20 PMWhat's even more funny than this is the comments of people hating on this... Lol this community is sad and pathetic.
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Well considering how easy PoE still is, I can say this never happened and Deej is comfortably laughing at this.
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1 ReplyYou have to much time on your hands.