There is absolutely no doubt in my mind that you, community members young and old, neophytes and veterans, guardians of all kinds, of all origins, have been holding your breath since April the 12th-
Holding your breath for me.
Waiting for me to experience that moment- that moment of pure bewilderment, pure joy, pure ecstasy. A moment that, upon the realization of its effervescence, is tinged with shallow remorse. Remorse that, upon the realization of the moment's impact, cannot help but be overwhelmed by even more excitement.
And tonight, upon the opening of my 11th, or 12th, or 13th (One simply cannot hope to maintain lucidity, when in the face of such intense, intricate, exhilarating emotions) crucible package, I lived that moment.
I was overcome by euphoria.
I received a Y-09 Longbow Synthesis.
[spoiler]Shortgaze SLH10/Guerrilla Fighter/Snapshot/Hidden Hand[/spoiler]
So, community, I ask you to ruminate on this tale, on these words and the feelings behind them. Then, and only then, may you let loose your breath. Let that zephyr of mutual relief, of mutual joy, of mutual hope pervade these forums. Only then may you receive your own Y09 Longbow Synthesis.
Only then may you achieve your Density*.
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*I mean, your Destiny.
Also, like my diction? My big, hard diction?
Yeah, you do bb. You do.
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TL;DR I got a Longbow and I guess it was cool and stuff.
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