I want it. You want it. We all want it. Just imagine the possibilities! "Take next exit... Or... You die. Your choice." *Misses turn* "You disappoint me, Guardian." *Gets flipped off by another driver* "Oooohhh... He has called you out, Guardian." *misses multiple turns* "Do you know why Sylok is defiled? BECAUSE HE DIDNT FOLLOW DIRECTIONS." "You wouldn't want to end up like him, would you now, Guardiaaaan?" [b]SmokeyToasty[/b] [quote]Turn right on 195 north guardian, stay on 195 north... but not for loooong[/quote] [b]Khronuss[/b] [quote]"Make a u turn at the next light" "We'll done gaurdian. Well dooonee."[/quote] [b]xcutioner_0[/b] [quote] *road rage driver smacks into you, gets out of the car* "He has challenged you...in the ways of old." *another driver causes a big crash in front of you, nearly killing you* "He tried to kill you...kill him baaack."[/quote] [b]BXR Lonestar[/b] [quote] How about, you drive past a wreck on the highway and Variks says: "They are dead, YOU- are not."[/quote] [b]USMCRiptide[/b] [quote] "You're license has expired guardian, you will continue to drive, but not for long." I pull into the DMV "Welcome to the prison of elders"[/quote] [b]Kevin949[/b] [quote]*GPS Signal Lost* "Taniks is jamming our comms"[/quote] [b]Sawk monkey[/b] [quote]Take me to mcdonalds variks! "You face foot soldiers of the cabal legiiiiooooonnn"[/quote] [b]Zedmonton[/b] [quote] "Do not pass short bus on left guardian. They are challenged, in the ways of old."[/quote] [b]Also by Zedmonton:[/b] [quote]Me: Stopping at crosswalks for children. [spoiler][i]They will try to kill you guardian, kill them back![/i][/spoiler] Me: "What? They are just children!" [spoiler][i]But not for looooong.[/i][/spoiler] Me: "You really don't like stopping at crosswalks do you?" [spoiler][i]Clever clever creature.[/i][/spoiler] Me: "Seriously, no, it's not happening!" [spoiler][i]You will be rewarded, treasure from the Queen. And my respect as well.[/i][/spoiler] Me: "Hmm, that's tempting... Still no." [spoiler][i]You disappoint me guardian.[/i][/spoiler] Me: "I'll get over it, just give me directions to grandpa." [spoiler][i]The Prison of Elders awaits![/i][/spoiler] Me: "Don't let him know I call it that."[/quote] [b]TBradyBowser[/b] [quote]Or maybe you should have a car horn extension. [i]*guy cuts you off*[/i] [i]*You press horn*[/i] [b][i][u]SYLOK, THE DEFILED!!!!!!!!!!![/u][/i][/b][/quote] [b]Crimson Cancer[/b] [quote]*Cops are Chasing you* [b]Dismantle Police, Yess?[/b][/quote] [b]NEBO 117[/b] [quote]Turn left for "club" yesssss ( ͡° ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ͡°)[/quote] I'm... uh, out of ideas now. Quick! Everyone in the comments! Make more things for him to say! I'll put them up here and will give credit! [b]Edit 1:[/b] Wow, this post blew up really fast! Thanks for all of your suggestions everyone! [b]Edit 2:[/b] Woah! Nearly 500 replies in just a few days!