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4/18/2016 6:28:20 PM
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My Morning Was The Definition Of "First World Problems"
1: My expensive razor broke and I had to use a cheap $2 razor to finish shaving this morning.
2: During my exercise routine, I found out one of my favorite songs to jog to was deleted.
3: Some people from the city came for inspection of my house and now I have to move my furnace I had put in 6 inches to the left.
4: I tried making a burrito today but it was too big to fit in the microwave.
5: I couldn't find a guitar pick for guitar practice this morning.
6: I found that one of the keys on my Wurlitzer piano is out of tune.
7: All my good cereal is gone and now I have to get more.
8: The head on my snare broke again (That was legitimately annoying)
9: Ran out of Gold for my Xbox.
10: I couldn't find the 1.5mm adapter for my headphones.
So, yeah. There's my morning of being an entitled bitch. Hope you have a nice day.
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I HAD A HORRIBLE DAY TODAY AND I USUALLY COME FROM WORK AND MAKE A YLYL THREAD AND THEN WHENEVER I SEE THIS BANANA I JUST WALK UP TO MY WIFE AND BEAT HER INFRONT OF THE CHILDREN, U AND THAT BANANA ARE THE REASON WHY MY LIFE IS IN SUCH A SHIT STATE, U TELL MY WIFE U ARE THE REASON FOR THE PAIN I BRING HER, YOU ARE THE REASON YOU SON OF A BITCH YOU AND THAT -blam!-ING BANANA GOD -blam!-ING -blam!-KKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
