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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
4/19/2016 7:37:29 PM
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*gets kicked in small of the back, but you feel a stab in the bottom of your foot from all the throwing knives on my sash.*
This guy, not too bright!
*turns to face audience*
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?
*turns around and throws a throwing knife at you, then kick at your face*
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*I jump into the air, and flip upside down, the mortar firing the purest plasma beam* *I then start flying at you, you engulfed in the beam, and tackle you, falling into the giant hole to the core caused by the beam.* THIS IS UNSTABLE!
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*Teleports behind you, dodging your attack and punching you right in the head with destructive force and setting off a powerful Explosion.*
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*the explosion takes both of us, and, both of our wings damaged, I grab you and fall into the hole* THIS! IS!!! THE END!!!
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*Snaps my fingers and I revert my transformation, regaining my wings and blinding you, causing you to let go of me as I fly out of the hole and you continue to fall.*
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*as you are flying out of the hole, a large deposit of magma is being fired out of the earth, My unconscious body resting on top of it*
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"Damn me and my niceness....." *Uses switch teleport to cause us to switch places, then casts protect to shield me from the magma.*
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*I land on the ground, dead* *But, my corpse begins to cough* *It then proceeds to violently throw up all of it's insides.* *The mound of flesh and organs begins to stand up* Congratulations! You won against a bipedal mound of flesh!
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Edited by XxZANExX13: 4/22/2016 3:43:30 PM*Is passed out from exhaustion*
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*skin crawls from my back, and, shortly that, my clothes and tattoo* *I find a slightly bloodstained blanket at what was a pig slaughter house and cover you with it* Goodnight Zane.
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DAMNIT ZANE! KILL HIM! [b]The deity speaks through the mic[/b] He was like...A TOTAL ASSHOLE! And he broke the rules!!!
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"Fine...." *Goes to stab him in the chest, then stops, passing out.*
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[b]The deity Face palms[/b] You've got to be...
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[spoiler]*ahem* Mortar? I'm not going to give you a warning now... Because I know you are about to get f#cked![/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Did you not see what kind of person I turned into with my sword?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Have you seen how strong I get when I'm in my Demon King form? [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]are you a new born star hugging the sword for two months? Hahaha it's not breakable. [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]You can ask pants how strong I am in this form[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]i can. But I promise. Still not gonna break[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]does that mean I could be a little OP?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]umm... Okay?[/spoiler]
