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Edited by ItsOnlyElo: 4/17/2016 7:55:07 PM
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REALLY CHEESY PUN&JOKE CONTEST

Winner gets satisfaction of winning. This can consist of punny jokes and just puns Jokes no longer need to consist of a pun! -To the people saying how isn't this in offtopic, it's was destiny based.- Edit 1: Over 100 jokes keep them coming Edit 2: Over 200 jokes! Edit 3: Over 300 jokes, keep them coming! Edit 4: Over 500 jokes! Edit 5: Over 700 jokes!!! We are trending!!!

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  • [quote]>I was only nine years old >I loved (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) so much >I had all the merchandise and movies >Pray to (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) every night >Thanking him for the life I've been given >(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) is love, I'd say, (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) is life >My dad hears me, calls me a fgt >I tell him he's just jealous of my devotion to (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) >call him a desticle >he slaps me and sends me to my room to sleep >I'm crying now, and my face hurts >As I lay in bed, it's really cold >I feel a warmth moving towards me >I feel something touch me >It's (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) >He whispers in my ear "o bb"  (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) >(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) grasps me with his powerful (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) hands >forces me on to my hands and knees >I'm ready (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/quote]

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