*Drives past a random group of vegans*
"Bone walkers of the garden approach, guardian. They will try to kill your brain. Ignore and DRIVE!"
Me: "Variks, take me to the local Ford dealer."
Variks: "I remember Ford from Reef trading wars, bought a ship from them. It tried to kill me with its horrid construction, so i flew it straight into that -bleep- er's store to kill him back..."
Me: WTF Variks?!?
Variks: I take you to chevy instead, guardian. They impress me, yesss...
Me: Uhhh... Ok.
*At night, guy sneaks up to car to steal it*
*When car is broken into*...
Variks: Dismantle C4, yesss... Or die.
*30 seconds later*
Variks: You disappoint me...
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This is hilarious!