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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
Edited by BrandRobKus:
4/20/2016 7:01:36 PM
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*upon hitting the ground, I dissolve into the ground, then reform in front of you, barely able to stand*
Wh-wh-wh-wha...
*collapses on the ground, still conscious, but barely*
Need... Need...
*takes something out of pocket: a taser.*
*tazes self, and becomes seemingly unconscious*
*you think you won, until I dissolve into the ground*
I have to hand it to you, you are strong...
But I have one last trick up my sleeve
*you feel the ground shake, and Mortar comes out of the ground, limbs longer and stronger, three arms protrude from Mortar's back, attached to them, a mortar*
*My acidic blood is all over The ground. Watch your step*
English
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*skin crawls from my back, and, shortly that, my clothes and tattoo* *I find a slightly bloodstained blanket at what was a pig slaughter house and cover you with it* Goodnight Zane.
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DAMNIT ZANE! KILL HIM! [b]The deity speaks through the mic[/b] He was like...A TOTAL ASSHOLE! And he broke the rules!!!
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"Fine...." *Goes to stab him in the chest, then stops, passing out.*
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[b]The deity Face palms[/b] You've got to be...
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[spoiler]*ahem* Mortar? I'm not going to give you a warning now... Because I know you are about to get f#cked![/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Did you not see what kind of person I turned into with my sword?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Have you seen how strong I get when I'm in my Demon King form? [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]are you a new born star hugging the sword for two months? Hahaha it's not breakable. [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]You can ask pants how strong I am in this form[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]i can. But I promise. Still not gonna break[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]does that mean I could be a little OP?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]umm... Okay?[/spoiler]
