I'd pee all over my best friend for two million dollars.
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Go to friend: Me- I'll give you 50,000 if you let me pee on. Friend- wth is wrong with you Me- I'll get a hundred grand if I piss on my best friend. I'm essentially splitting the money with you. Friend- dude hell yea let's do it. Me- ok but don't look at me. I can't go if your watching. Moral of the story a friend would be more inclined if they feel that your splitting the money.