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4/22/2016 1:15:37 AM
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That might be part of your problem. Patchwork armor repair is only so effective. Lemme see if I can fix that for you.....
Oh, my....... this might be some work...
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(Nuke is an exo) Hmm? *looks around* Great, he's gone. I will go to my ship and use the surveillance system to find him. *teleports onto The Defiance and connects the surveillance system to his wrist projector and teleports back down next to patriot with his ghost* Terror: I got the surveillance footage and about to run through it now. Ghost: I've run all of the scans and couldn't find him, what makes you think surveillance footage will help? Terror: It will show where he went, and so will this. *presses button on wrist projector and a dot pings on the map* Terror: Told you. Ghost: When did you place a tracker on him? Terror: Later..
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Well, bring him back, I'm almost finished here *clanging resumes, the Hammer of Sol is no longer ignited and is once again just a basic hammer*
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*runs off into the forest and twenty minutes later terror is dragging nuke's body back* He's alive, though he wouldn't stop running!
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Ah, good. *clanging continues, then stops* How about now... *places armor in the Water, creating more steam and hissing*
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*nuke starts to get up and terror punches him in the face*
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*removes the armor and inspects it* Perfect. It's ready now. Just needs to cool completely and it'll be all fixed
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*nuke punches terror then sprints into the forest with terror clinging to his shoulder*
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*sits by the forge roasting marshmallows*
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*collects the salvageable armor and moves towards the furnace* Hey, move it cat! *moves Tab out of the way to place the armor inside*
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*moves back and continues to roast more marshmallows*
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*places armor in the furnace* Now, it'll be some time before all that melts down... *looks at Tab* You sure that's a good idea cat? They'll taste nasty
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Sure I did this behind a ship once, yeah it was one i took down. *eats marshmallow and start running around breathing fire*
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It... it talks........
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*still runs around breathing fire, then teleports in front of the forge melting the metal* Hot, yes I can talk
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Well, if you're gonna be breathing fire, at least aim inside the furnace, will ya?
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I will. *moves head towards the furnace*
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*inspects the furnace* Hmm, still not quite melted yet... *wanders into the woods in search of something*
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*teleports away and comes back holding a blue container that says jet fuel* This will be fun!
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*returns and sees the container* OH HELL NO!!!!!!!! *equips Fabian Strategy and charges at Tab*
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*opens portal in front of patriot* Yeah no.
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*slides to a stop before entering the portal and grabs the container* What in the world do you think you're doing?! You'll ruin the furnace with that crap!
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I won't ruin it, that badly.
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Well, no, not if you don't mind letting your friends armor sublimate into the atmosphere, poisoning us with lethal fumes in one breath at worst and having the protective qualities of jello at best.
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Edited by TabeticTerror1: 4/23/2016 10:50:00 PM•____• Derp
