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4/22/2016 2:16:08 AM
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*begins dismantling the armor*
Good thing I know just the way to fix this...
*constructs a furnace using the armor that is beyond repair, filling it with nearby wood and igniting it with a combination of Incendiary and Thermite Grenades*
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*nuke starts to get up and terror punches him in the face*
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*removes the armor and inspects it* Perfect. It's ready now. Just needs to cool completely and it'll be all fixed
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*nuke punches terror then sprints into the forest with terror clinging to his shoulder*
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*sits by the forge roasting marshmallows*
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*collects the salvageable armor and moves towards the furnace* Hey, move it cat! *moves Tab out of the way to place the armor inside*
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*moves back and continues to roast more marshmallows*
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*places armor in the furnace* Now, it'll be some time before all that melts down... *looks at Tab* You sure that's a good idea cat? They'll taste nasty
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Sure I did this behind a ship once, yeah it was one i took down. *eats marshmallow and start running around breathing fire*
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It... it talks........
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*still runs around breathing fire, then teleports in front of the forge melting the metal* Hot, yes I can talk
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Well, if you're gonna be breathing fire, at least aim inside the furnace, will ya?
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I will. *moves head towards the furnace*
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*inspects the furnace* Hmm, still not quite melted yet... *wanders into the woods in search of something*
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*teleports away and comes back holding a blue container that says jet fuel* This will be fun!
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*returns and sees the container* OH HELL NO!!!!!!!! *equips Fabian Strategy and charges at Tab*
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*opens portal in front of patriot* Yeah no.
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*slides to a stop before entering the portal and grabs the container* What in the world do you think you're doing?! You'll ruin the furnace with that crap!
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I won't ruin it, that badly.
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Well, no, not if you don't mind letting your friends armor sublimate into the atmosphere, poisoning us with lethal fumes in one breath at worst and having the protective qualities of jello at best.
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Edited by TabeticTerror1: 4/23/2016 10:50:00 PM•____• Derp
