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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
4/22/2016 9:16:46 PM
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"I'm not really in the mood to be torn apart... But you can try to catch me..."
*He runs screaming and climbs up his tree.*
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[u]Balthazar slams his fists together, noticeably infuriated.[/u] What, the little pussy scared? What, you want some milk? [spoiler]I don't mean any of this, it's just the core's personality.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]I'm aware you don't mean it... I think it's funny though.[/spoiler] *He calls down from the tree.* "A cream soda would be nice actually..."
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[u]Balthazar makes his hands into fists, noticeably aggravated because you weren't bothered by his insulted. [/u] If you won't start first, I'll bring the fight too you! [u]He charges at you, aiming a punch at your stomach.[/u]
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*He jumps to another part of the tree.* "With that armor of yours, I'm afraid I'll have to use some sort of weapon. Either that or I'll just have to keep dodging and running..."
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[u]Balthazar slams his fists together, showering the ground around with sparks.[/u] Whatever handicap you need, pussy. [u]Balthazar grabs the tree by the trunk, ripping it out by the roots.[/u]
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*Still in the tree.* "SHAKE IT! SHAKE THE TREE!!!"
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[u]Balthazar tears the tree off to one side, trying to make you fall out.[/u] Come down here you little bitch!
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*Digging his claws into the tree.* "WEEEEEEE!!!! Wait... What did you call me? I'm a guy!"
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[u]Balthazar throws the tree, infuriated.[/u] GET THE [b]F[/b]UCK DOWN HERE
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*He jumps out of the tree as it smashes through the dojo gates. He waves to you.* "Hiya!" *He touches between his shoulder blades causing his katana to appear in his right hand. He does it again causing another katana to appear in his left hand.* "Punching you definitely won't be enough..."
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[u]Balthazar beats his chest, screaming a primal roar.[/u] You [b]F[/b]ucking know it!
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*He gestures for you to charge him.*
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[u]Balthazar surges forwards with surprising speed for his size, aiming a punch at your face. [/u]
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Edited by Skatch142: 4/22/2016 10:41:56 PM*He swings one sword to the left as he swings the other to the right, sending a blast of air strong enough to even send [i]you[/i] flying into the wall.* "I only dual wield these in case of emergencies... I knew I would fight you eventually I just hoped you wouldn't be using your bloodlust core..."
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[u]Balthazar slams into the wall, leaving a large dent. He stands up, brushing off his body.[/u] You're lucky you don't have to fight the death core. That thing [b]F[/b]ucking scares the shit out of me. [u]Balthazar charges, activating boosters in his back.He speeds up, aiming a crushing blow at your groin.[/u]
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Edited by Skatch142: 4/22/2016 10:53:03 PM*He jumps to the side and sends a blast of air at your feet in an attempt to trip you.*
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[u]Balthazar's feet get knocked out from under him, but he grabs your leg as he falls and throws you extremely hard at a wall.[/u]
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Edited by Skatch142: 4/22/2016 10:59:11 PM*Uses the air from his swords to slow himself down but he is too late and he still hits the wall.* "OOOOF!!! Okay... How about this?" *He wedges his sword under a conveniently placed couch and hurls it at you.*
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[u]Balthazar's arm appears to bulk itself up, vents opening up on it's side. Suddenly, it detaches from his arm, rocketing towards you propelled by jets of white hot flame from the vents. It smashes through the couch, showering you in debris, plotting a course for your head. [/u]
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*He swings both swords together like a baseball bat. A powerful burst of air sends it back towards you.* "I always loved me some baseball with a giant death robot..."
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[u]The fist corrects itself, slowing down and re-attaching itself to his arm. He charges at you, dashing from side. When he gets close enough, he launches himself, tackling you.[/u]
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*His ears drop down as he sees you flying towards him. He holds one sword in front of him just to keep the sheer weight of you from crushing him.*
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[u]As the hit connects, the blade cuts a bit into his armor, getting stuck. Balthazar slams you into the ground, grabbing you by your midsection and chucking you into a wall, trying to disarm you.[/u]
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*He lets go of the sword and goes flying. He uses his other sword to stop himself just before he hits the wall. He touches between his shoulder blades and another sword appears in his right hand. The one he cut you with disappears.*
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[u]Balthazar pounds his chest, screaming in rage.[/u] YOU FIGHT WELL FOR A PUSSY CAT! [u]He charges,'the vents throughout his whole body opening, propelling him as fast as he can towards you.[/u]
