I want it. You want it. We all want it. Just imagine the possibilities!
"Take next exit... Or... You die. Your choice."
*Misses turn* "You disappoint me, Guardian."
*Gets flipped off by another driver*
"Oooohhh... He has called you out, Guardian."
*misses multiple turns*
"Do you know why Sylok is defiled?
BECAUSE HE DIDNT FOLLOW DIRECTIONS."
"You wouldn't want to end up like him, would you now, Guardiaaaan?"
[b]SmokeyToasty[/b]
[quote]Turn right on 195 north guardian, stay on 195 north... but not for loooong[/quote]
[b]Khronuss[/b]
[quote]"Make a u turn at the next light"
"We'll done gaurdian. Well dooonee."[/quote]
[b]xcutioner_0[/b]
[quote]
*road rage driver smacks into you, gets out of the car*
"He has challenged you...in the ways of old."
*another driver causes a big crash in front of you, nearly killing you*
"He tried to kill you...kill him baaack."[/quote]
[b]BXR Lonestar[/b]
[quote]
How about, you drive past a wreck on the highway and Variks says:
"They are dead, YOU- are not."[/quote]
[b]USMCRiptide[/b]
[quote]
"You're license has expired guardian, you will continue to drive, but not for long."
I pull into the DMV
"Welcome to the prison of elders"[/quote]
[b]Kevin949[/b]
[quote]*GPS Signal Lost* "Taniks is jamming our comms"[/quote]
[b]Sawk monkey[/b]
[quote]Take me to mcdonalds variks!
"You face foot soldiers of the cabal legiiiiooooonnn"[/quote]
[b]Zedmonton[/b]
[quote]
"Do not pass short bus on left guardian. They are challenged, in the ways of old."[/quote]
[b]Also by Zedmonton:[/b]
[quote]Me: Stopping at crosswalks for children.
[spoiler][i]They will try to kill you guardian, kill them back![/i][/spoiler]
Me: "What? They are just children!"
[spoiler][i]But not for looooong.[/i][/spoiler]
Me: "You really don't like stopping at crosswalks do you?"
[spoiler][i]Clever clever creature.[/i][/spoiler]
Me: "Seriously, no, it's not happening!"
[spoiler][i]You will be rewarded, treasure from the Queen. And my respect as well.[/i][/spoiler]
Me: "Hmm, that's tempting... Still no."
[spoiler][i]You disappoint me guardian.[/i][/spoiler]
Me: "I'll get over it, just give me directions to grandpa."
[spoiler][i]The Prison of Elders awaits![/i][/spoiler]
Me: "Don't let him know I call it that."[/quote]
[b]TBradyBowser[/b]
[quote]Or maybe you should have a car horn extension.
[i]*guy cuts you off*[/i]
[i]*You press horn*[/i]
[b][i][u]SYLOK, THE DEFILED!!!!!!!!!!![/u][/i][/b][/quote]
[b]Crimson Cancer[/b]
[quote]*Cops are Chasing you*
[b]Dismantle Police, Yess?[/b][/quote]
[b]NEBO 117[/b]
[quote]Turn left for "club" yesssss ( ͡° ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ͡°)[/quote]
I'm... uh, out of ideas now.
Quick! Everyone in the comments! Make more things for him to say! I'll put them up here and will give credit!
[b]Edit 1:[/b] Wow, this post blew up really fast! Thanks for all of your suggestions everyone!
[b]Edit 2:[/b] Woah! Nearly 500 replies in just a few days!