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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
Edited by JealousOrc:
4/23/2016 10:45:57 PM
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[b]kicks everyone in the balls[/b]
[b]complains about losing[/b]
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*holds sword at your Adam's apple*
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[b]uses super speed[/b] [b]runs behind you and kicks you in the balls with super strength[/b] [b]leaves[/b]
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*protects it with cup and throws a solo cup at your head*
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[b]super strength goes through cup[/b] [spoiler]why do you think I used super strength[/spoiler]
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*cup is made of valhite, almost as strong as cosmic iron*
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[b]broke through it because i'm a beast[/b]
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*doesn't work on me because I already left*
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[b]works using the magic of awesomeness[/b]
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*has no effect on the count of leyla not having balls*
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[b]purple nurples you[/b]
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Edited by VengefulSiren: 4/24/2016 1:22:53 AM"Oww" *she pimp slaps you across the for touch her there and then kicks you. "You do not touch me there ever" *she crosses her arms*
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[b]back hands her with super strength[/b]
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"Owwww.....my face"
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[b]leaves[/b]
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[u]Foot bounces off of Balthazar's groin, breaking as he has no genitals.[/u]
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[b]doesn't break foot[/b] [b]purple nurples you[/b]
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[u]Your fingers slip harmlessly off off Balthazar's featureless chest. He stares at you, obviously confused. [/u]
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What the... [b]punches you in the face and leaves[/b]
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[u]The punch knocks Balthazar back a few steps, leaving him with a surprised demeanor. [/u]
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[b]left already[/b]
