I'm tired. Tired me likes to screw with awake me. Awake me won't remember this in the morning. Awake me is insulted easier than tired me. Make awake me sad!
Edit: Last nights insults weren't very insulting. Let's try this again. I want to be triggered in the morning. Don't make me go to r/roastme for this.
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You are so ugly that when your mama dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.
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For people to insult you just make a destiny related post. You will get some good insult there.
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Ye mum.
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You can't spell success without the succ and I don't see you getting both.
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Your choice in fashion is questionable at best
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Screw you. And your eyebrows.
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I'd love to insult you, but I'm afraid I won't do as well as nature did
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You are a well rounded individual that will do great things in your life.
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People like you make me sympathise with ISIS
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You smell bad
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You #foreveralone xboner. The only ring you'll see irl is the red one on your vintage 360.
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You have more chins than a chinatown on a friday night Your vagina is so deep it puts kim kardashian to shame your so bad at gaming you'd make my grandma look like she belongs in major league gaming
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You are nothing more than an attention whore..
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You let your girl die you dumbass
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Edited by Parazrael: 4/25/2016 2:50:58 PMYou jack off to your own selfies.
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ur dum
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You killed Pyrrha.
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You are nothing but an insignificant spec on this planet.
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Vomit boy 😉
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I bet somebody would describe being with you like this: A short man from Texas A man of the wild Thrown into combat Where bodies lie piled Hides his emotions His blood's running cold Just like his victories, His story unfolds Bright A white light If there'd be, Any glory in war Let it rest On men like him Dead men will never come back Crosses grow on anzio Where no soldiers sleep And where hell is six feet deep That death does wait There's no debate So charge and attack Going to hell and back A man of the 15th A man of can do Friends fall around him And yet he came through Let them fall face down If they must die Making it easier To say goodbye Bright A white light If there'd be, Any glory in war Let it rest On men like him Who went to hell and came back Crosses grow on anzio Where no soldiers sleep And where hell is six feet deep That death does wait There's no debate So charge and attack Going to hell and back Oh gather round me And listen while I speak Of a war Where hell is six feet deep And all along the shore Where cannons still roar They're haunting my dreams They're still there when I sleep Crosses grow on anzio Where no soldiers sleep And where hell is six feet deep That death does wait There's no debate So charge and attack Going to hell and back
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I'm gonna need more insults since last nights were kinda weak. Tomorrow I want to be triggered. Don't let me down.
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Wow You're a sad -blam!- who can't go to sleep, and needs mommy to tuck you into bed Did you want me to read you a bedtime story you pussy -blam!-ing sissy can't go to sleep without someone helping him What a bitch [spoiler]did it work[/spoiler]
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You're zoidberg.
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Edited by Cyber: 4/24/2016 9:26:16 PMIf you were any more inbred, you'd be a sandwich.
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Obama supporter