I'm tired. Tired me likes to screw with awake me. Awake me won't remember this in the morning. Awake me is insulted easier than tired me. Make awake me sad!
Edit: Last nights insults weren't very insulting. Let's try this again. I want to be triggered in the morning. Don't make me go to r/roastme for this.
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Wow You're a sad -blam!- who can't go to sleep, and needs mommy to tuck you into bed Did you want me to read you a bedtime story you pussy -blam!-ing sissy can't go to sleep without someone helping him What a bitch [spoiler]did it work[/spoiler]