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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
4/25/2016 12:10:08 AM
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*Mortar is looking at something on his phone, a sense of sadness is coming from him*
*he looks around, back at his phone, and throws it hard on the ground, tears streaming from his red eyes*
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*Appears from the shadows.* "What's wrong?"
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I can't put my f-finger on it, but it's bad *Twitches head violently*
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*Notices your head twitching.* "Yeah, it looks bad."
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This is the first time it's happened too. *The "happened too" sounds deeper, more demonic*
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"You sound possessed. I have just the thing..." *Pulls out a golden crucifix and bottled holy water.*
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I don't think that'll work... It takes a lot more to exorcise an underworld being... It's probably an old friend being an ass, or a sign that my father is coming And I don't like either of them. *Tries to shake something out of head, a little water comes out of ears.*
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*He stands there silent as he sees the water come out of your ears.*
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Sorry, I was just swimming in the lake.
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"Oh, okay. Is there anything I can do?"
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I'd think we should just wait until I'm certain what is going on. *Looks down at phone* Andddd... I need a new phone so I may go out and get one soon.
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"Okay. If you figure out whether you really are possessed or not just scream and I'll beat the demonic spirits out of you with a skillet."
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Umm... Thanks? *Holds hand over own tattoo, wondering whether he should defend self*
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"That was a joke... I'll probably just dump a bucket of holy water on you and stab you with a wooden stake all while shouting [i]THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!![/i] If I survived being shot in the neck three times and getting a severed aorta I'm sure you can survive being stabbed with a wooden stake."
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I don't think it'll penetrate... Plus, if I die, you get to witness my corpse throwing up my insides, the insides becoming bipedal, and ultimately becoming me again It's disgusting.
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"It may be disgusting but it also sounds awesome."
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*an orange and white cat with eagle wings flies from over the wall* *it lands on Mortar's shoulder and licks him* Thanks Mion.
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"Whoa. Who's that?"
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Her name is mion *you hear a voice* [i]hey, I'm Mion. You look familiar. Do I know you?[/i]
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*To Mion "My name is Sketch. I don't believe we've met."
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[i]really? You look REALLY familiar.[/i] This was my mom's cat [i]I'M NOT A CAT![/i]
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*To Mion "I guess I'm not the only one who refuses to be called a cat... Where do you think you've seen me?"
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[i]My previous owner, his mom, had met a creature such as yourself. I forget his name, though.[/i]
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"I've only been in this dimension for about two years."
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[i]That is really weird.[/i] Buzz off, Mion, you're being weird.
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"No, I'm interested knowing who Mion may have met..."
