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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
4/25/2016 3:41:22 PM
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*at the gates the dojo, a large man in a golden throne, being held up by the shadows of many dead men, approaches*
I wish to see my son.
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[i]snap his neck.[/i] *Many shadows come up from the ground, ready to fight.*
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*He pulls out his flamethrower.* "ANSWER MY RIDDLE!!!"
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*the shadows disperse* Thank you, but I will pass.
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"Know what? I'm bored. You may enter."
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Thank you. *enters*
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*A rock hits you in the back of your head. When you look at Sketch he is looking off to the right and he is whistling. He has both his arms behind his back.*
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*You feel a burning sensation in your tail*
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"Why does my tail feel like it's burning?" *He stops and moves his tail into view.*
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*it has a blue fire coming off it*
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Edited by Skatch142: 4/27/2016 4:54:36 PM"Why did you do that? He threw the rock!" *He points to a bobcat sized two headed bird that is holding a rock in one of its beaks the bird points off to the left and you hear a voice in your head.* -No, he threw it.- *He's pointing to a tree. You look back at where the bird was and you see it flying away. You look at where Sketch was but he is gone. All that's left is a trail of plants engulfed in blue flames and distant screaming.*
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Edited by BrandRobKus: 4/27/2016 6:41:28 PM*a tiger sized black cat with bat wings jumps up on Mortar's father's lap.* [i]You know who did it, don't you, Heio?[/i] [b]yesssss I do. It's not good to lie, Sketch.[/b]
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*The two headed bird is circling overhead from a safe distance. You hear a voice in your head.* -How do you know his name?-
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[b]Shadowss have scouted here...[/b]
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-What was he lying about?-
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[b]Lying. Yesss... Masster does not like it when desecrated.[/b]
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-Desecrated?-
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[i]search for the word[/i]
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-I know what it means. But everyone is equal to him. He doesn't bow down to royalty. Also, he didn't lie.-
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[b]Fine. If he did not lie, then why are his pants on fire...[/b]
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-His pants aren't on fire, his tail is... As well as half the forest now. And you set his tail on fire you maniac!-
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*the blue flames quickly die down* [i]See? No fire.[/i]
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Edited by Skatch142: 4/28/2016 9:53:22 PM*Sketch pokes his head out from behind a burnt tree.* "You could have done that earlier! Look at my tail!" *He steps out from behind the tree and half of his tail is bald.*
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[i]It'll regrow.[/i]
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"Yeah but I'm still grumpy."
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*The shadows struggle carrying their Master's throne through the gates.*
