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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
4/25/2016 4:01:38 PM
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[spoiler]mortar or father?[/spoiler]
*Mortar's father seems to be interested in the dojo*
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[spoiler]No I was wondering where the hell I am lol. Make sure to state where we are. Because I wasn't sure what you meant by "gate."[/spoiler] [b]Tesuto draws his blades and confronts the father[/b] Why do you come here? What is your purpose? Also, your prison is a weak one.
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*he just looks at you* This is a place in which I have never heard of, I wish to learn more about it
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[b]Tesuto eases on his blades[/b] [spoiler]Okaaaaay....are you steering this in any direction or...?[/spoiler] It is the Digital Dojo. Where the greatest fighters come to test their mettle in fair combat.
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[spoiler]gave you a brief thing in PM[/spoiler] And my son is in this...
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Yes. He has proved he is more then a capable fighter.
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Then this place is full of weak combatants. He never fought well. I will like to fight your strongest combatant. Someone told me of this deity, seemingly the strongest one here. *folds arms*
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 4/25/2016 9:50:08 PM[spoiler]I don't care how your plot goes[/spoiler] [spoiler]You can't beat the Deity[/spoiler] [spoiler]If your plot relies on beating the deity to show how evil/badass this guy is, I'm afraid it won't go well.[/spoiler] [spoiler]He will die. [/spoiler] [spoiler]Just saying[/spoiler] [b]Tesutos eyes go large[/b] ....ha...you are joking yes?
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Dead. Serious. [spoiler]If he can slaughter a whole army with one punch, then he can fight.[/spoiler]
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[b]Tesuto rubs the middle of his forehead[/b] Fierce. Deity. [b]The deity comes flying down, leaving a small crater as he lands[/b] Well hey there chink! Made me anything yet? Ha! [b]The deity turns to the father[/b] ....and who might you be?
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I am Gore's father. I am known by many names. *Holds out hand to shake, there is an odd symbol on his palm.*
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[b]He crosses his arms.[/b] Okay. A) who the hell is Gore? B) why should I care? And come on man! "Known by many names?" What...did you pull that out of the average summer action flick or did your mommy give you a name you didn't like? Like...Lester?
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*mortar comes up from the ground* Dad! Leave the Deity be! [i]These combatants are weak![/i] You know the deity can crush you [i]Never![/i] *the shadows disappear* You hand me your axe or I'll hand you your ass! I'm sorry deity, I don't think it'll happen again. [i]YOU ARE WEAK GORE![/i] STOP CALLING ME GORE! THAT'S NOT MY NAME ANYMORE!
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 4/25/2016 10:11:46 PMSHUT THE FU[i]C[/i]K UP! [b]The deity seems pissed..,[/b] [spoiler]This usually leads to an awkward silence...[/spoiler]
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Edited by BrandRobKus: 4/25/2016 10:18:00 PM*Mortar's father seems pissed, so he attempts to punch at your gut, but it is diffused by Mortar's Iron ball hitting his fist.* [i]GORE! STAY OUT OF THIS![/i] Never! I will not let you try to fight the Deity! I'll fight you instead! *Looks at the Deity, then back at Mortar* [i]These combatants are weak if they let you in.[/i] I GET IT FATHER NOW SHUT THE -blam!- UP AND LEAVE! [i]I will not leave. However, I will not fight this Deity, probably because you're scared he will die by my hand, like your mother.[/i] [spoiler]If you couldn't tell, he's blunt and open about everything.[/spoiler]
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 4/25/2016 10:24:09 PM[b]The Deity draws his blade[/b] Why, you bitch! First off, mortar you sound like a god damn twelve year old who didn't get his chocolate milk. And YOU. [b]The deity steps close to the father. There noses are barely an inch apart[/b] You cock sucking whore. You think you can come here? Talk your shit to my people and think you can get away with it? Really? Well here's a good idea. MEASURE YOUR DICK BEFORE GETTING IN A CONTEST.
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[spoiler]Calm down lord savage....[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Hey, no one shit talks the deity!!![/spoiler]
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*Holds palm open, the symbol glows and a large war axe forms in his hand* *He then holds the non blade side across your forehead, you feel a burning feeling* [i]You do not want to fight me. I have conquered places you couldn't begin to imagine. Places that would violently dissect people like you.[/i] *Mortar sighs* Can you shut up? The deity doesn't take shit from anyone; you may as well be dead now!
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You know what? That is exactly right! [b]The Deity snaps his fingers as a small list and a pen appear in his hands[/b] Mortar...what are his people's name again?
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His "many names?" If you can name a religion, he's probably the guy revolving round death and underworld. Satan, Hades, some other things I forget. [i]A wise little bastard, you are, Deity.[/i] *"Deity" is said with a hint of contempt.*
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No numbnuts. What are his PEOPLES name. You know, like his entire race? Since apparently there are like 6 underworlds I need to know which specific one it is.
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I don't know! He kept me locked up in a room smashing skeletons with a goddamn Mortar and Pestle! [i]We've been called godbane, fear, many other things, but we settle on the name "purifiers"[/i] Okay, I've been in the underworld 20,000 years, and I've NEVER heard that name! [i]Stay out of this mortar![/i]
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[b]The Deity writes something down[/b] P...u...r.... Okay great! Another race to my list! [b]He snaps his fingers and the list disappears[/b] So are we going somewhere with this? Or should I just [i]kill you now?[/i]
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*you suddenly become surrounded by shadows of dead Dojo members, Pants being one of them* *you think you see pants mouth "sorry."*
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[spoiler]Agh jeez. Sorry. You see, pants is in a different place. Ask Zane if you want. It's for an upcoming plot.[/spoiler] Okay. A, I'm getting a hint of "non-cannon" here. And B, why should I give a shit about any of your shadow ass hats?
