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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
4/25/2016 4:31:10 PM
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[spoiler]gave you a brief thing in PM[/spoiler]
And my son is in this...
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A pool? Why the hell don't I have a pool? I'm getting a god damn pool after this... [b]He presses the button[/b]
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BrandRobKus
Bramd - old
*An orange spark ignites in the center, the spark begins to swirl out* *Mion the cat with wings walks in* [i]Hey. Who are you?[/i] -
The Fierce Deity. Master swordsman, swooner of women, bachelor, Giant slayer, Bane of dragons and another surplus of other titles thrown on me by my ex-wives. Who the hell are you pu$$y?
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BrandRobKus
Bramd - old
[i]Oh, I'm Mion, Mortar's... Cat.[/i] -
....great. Ok let's go I have a species to kill.
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BrandRobKus
Bramd - old
*Mion jumps through the portal with ease* [i]Well... You gonna do it?[/i] -
No shit Sherlock! [b]The Deity steps into the portal[/b]
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BrandRobKus
Bramd - old
*you feel lightheaded a moment, then you realize that you are in a bloodstained room* -
[b]The Deity looks around[/b] Huh. Reminds me of my old play room. Where's the door...?
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Edited by BrandRobKus: 4/27/2016 7:15:44 PM
BrandRobKus
Bramd - old
*the door seemed ripped from the hinges, showing a bloodstained city, all in red* *Mortar appears next to you* Looks like something beat you to it. *you hear a growling behind you, you turn around to see a tiger sized black cat with bat wings* Heio. Did my father do this? *The cat nods* -
Huh. Looks like your pap had a bit of a Kylo Ren moment. Whelp! Nothing a little second death can't handle! Yo. Bat..cat...thing. Where's good O'l dad at? I think it's time we asked for our inheritance...
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BrandRobKus
Bramd - old
"I cannot say" he says. "COMPLY" Mion yells at him. He then proceeds to grow in size until he is eye to eye with Heio. "Fine" Heio says. "He isn't in a physical place, he is in his menstrual, I mean mental state. The only way to access him is death or years of meditation." Heio flies out of the room. [spoiler]I'm changing up my writing style because there are more characters than fonts[/spoiler] -
Huh. Well. I'm not dying anytime soon. Sooooooooo.... [b]The Deity draws his blade[/b] Any volunteers?
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BrandRobKus
Bramd - old
You know what happens when I die... I vomit out my insides. I think I can keep em in me. Can I see that sword? Mine won't work on me. -
[b]The deity looks at you, then his blade.[/b] Ha! No. Just tell me what your plan is.
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BrandRobKus
Bramd - old
I'm going to die, then find a way to get You in there too. Gonna be weird though. But... if you don't want your sword dirty... *I pull out a throwing knife. There is an engraving in it, filled with dried blood. It reads "do not forget those that hurt you* *I hand the knife to you, then pull my shirt up enough to reveal my chest. You can see many of the ribs* I'm ready. -
[b]The deity throws the knife up a little and catches it by the blade. He throws it and the blade impales you in the heart[/b] WHOO! Bullseye!!!
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BrandRobKus
Bramd - old
*I make a thumbs up before collapsing on the ground* *You notice a bulge in my back pocket, a slip of paper and an envelope with something bulky in it.* -
Huh. Loot time! [b]He looks around Shadily[/b] [b]He presses A on your body. It brings up the inventory screen. He presses X to take all.[/b] [spoiler]😜[/spoiler] [spoiler]Skyrim 4 da win[/spoiler]
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BrandRobKus
Bramd - old
*the note reads: "Mindmaster! Screw up your friends by showing them what You See!!! Just put them on your friend, and press the button on the side, Just add fun!"* *Inside the envelope is a pair of glasses with earbuds on them* -
......huh. [b]He puts them on.[/b] I look...still really handsome. But ridiculous.
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BrandRobKus
Bramd - old
*you see a dark room, a demon inside it. "you" or in this case Mortar, run up to it to try to attack it* -
Edited by Inflatablepants: 4/27/2016 8:07:22 PM[b]The Deity, still confused on what the hell is going on, jumps up and slits the demons throat. The massive blade should show up if he is himself... [/b]
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BrandRobKus
Bramd - old
*You hit the wall, but you black out* *when you regain consciousness, you are in that dark room, with Mortar next to you* That was... weird... How did... You get here? *The demon is still there* -
You know. My mind is being fu[i]c[/i]ked more then Lisa Ann on a Friday. So I have no idea. Oh, by the way, the reason all your clothes are gone is because they burned. Like...[i]WHOOSH![/i] all gone! Must be because we're in the underworld. I put on your weird glasses though. Sneak attacked a demon. Hit a wall. Blacked out for some reason. And now I'm here. [b]He gets up[/b] Let's kill that bitch! [b]He points to the demon [/b]
