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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
4/26/2016 3:49:48 PM
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*holds scythe between himself and flame*
[i]If that's all you got, I might as well destroy you now[/i]
*grabs you by your temples and brings you face to face. Mortar's father takes your sword from you, uses it as a toothpick, and throws it to the ground*
*flicks you, causing you to fall*
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[b]Since the blade can't be disarmed from the Deity. He laughs[/b] Wow! You uhhh...you struggling there? [spoiler]We have to go back to where he's holding the deity. I really need to make a Bio for him...[/spoiler] Here..let me- [b]With one swift action the deity impales the 3ft wide blade through his mouth. He rips it upwards, splitting his head into two like an orange.[/b] Don't put strange objects in your mouth kids.
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*the blade gets lost in his head* [i]do stay still[/i] *puts more pressure on your head*
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[spoiler]What? Also, the deity can't loose the blade. Like I said before. A bio is up.[/spoiler] [b]The deity explodes into light again, taking off the fathers arms. He appears behind him again and cuts vertically through him. He teleports again in front of him, grabs him by the throat, which he crushes, and throws him into the ground. The deity flies down and twirls his blade[/b] Ohhhhh boy. You are no fun. Really pissing me off.
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*Mortar's father falls to the ground, sliced in half*
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[b]The Deity puts his blade for back on his back.[/b] Well. Daddy. Looks like your entire species will follow in your example... [b]He waves mortar over[/b] YO! Solved your dad issues!
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Finally! *picks up father's scythe, and combines it with own sword* That should be good for it!
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Whelp! This has been anti-climactic to say the least! [b]Tesuto walks over[/b] I agree. [b]the deity turns to you[/b] Soooo. That's it?
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Maybe Maybe not. This isn't the first time he's died, will probably come back to get his throne...
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Huh... Well... [b]The Deity steps closer[/b] Wanna kill your entire race? After all...their on my list now...
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Edited by BrandRobKus: 4/26/2016 6:31:22 PMNo... My dad was a tyrant, and the underworld will celebrate his death (?) In the meantime, who wants the world's biggest corpse kebab?!
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Nobody escapes the list pal. Buuuuuuut I'll take you up in that offer. [spoiler]Is the quest over?[/spoiler]
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Wait... *You can sense a nervousness coming from Mortar* Shit. We should not have killed him. We should NOT have killed him.
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Why not....
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Because... *takes a deep breath, and sighs* If he were to die, he enters his mental form, which can possess many people at a time, rebuild his physical form, and/or commit genocide in mere minutes. *facepalms so hard, he recoils*
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Mortar. Buddy. Pal. That was me on an average Tuesday. Now, is this a good reason to kill your entire species now? Please? Seriously kiddo let's just go order 66 on their asses.
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I will NOT, for he would kill them quicker if he wanted to, he ruled in his physical form with an iron fist. Hell, in his mental form, he had destroyed whole galaxies! Wait. You know what? We will. Destroy any ties to his home that he has! Except me... please don't kill me.
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[b]The Deity grins. And puts his arm around you[/b] Mortar buddy...you have nothing. To worry about. Let's get started shall we? How the hell do we get to Underworld #6?
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Well... I can move through the ground to it, but I don't think you can too. I got a portal to it at my place, though. *starts walking, implying you follow*
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[b]The Deity follows. Twirling his blade a little as he does[/b]
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*We get to the house, a large concrete house with a glass room with a pool inside* I'll meet you there. There's a portal in the garage, you might want to start it up first. Just press the button on the wall. *dissolves into the ground to get to the underworld*
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A pool? Why the hell don't I have a pool? I'm getting a god damn pool after this... [b]He presses the button[/b]
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*An orange spark ignites in the center, the spark begins to swirl out* *Mion the cat with wings walks in* [i]Hey. Who are you?[/i]
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The Fierce Deity. Master swordsman, swooner of women, bachelor, Giant slayer, Bane of dragons and another surplus of other titles thrown on me by my ex-wives. Who the hell are you pu$$y?
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[i]Oh, I'm Mion, Mortar's... Cat.[/i]
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....great. Ok let's go I have a species to kill.
