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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
4/27/2016 6:31:24 PM
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*hands you a plain bottle with a plain white label, unmarked*
[b]Write in the name of the alcohol you crave. And then shake it up. Wait five minutes. And then you're good. [/b]
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Weird, but I like it. *scribbles on label "100% alcohol"*
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[b]... I've never tried that before...[/b]
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Pretty good, actually. *pulls an orange out of backpack* Squeeze a little of this in it, it's like nothing you've tried.
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[b]Is that so?[/b] *does as told and mocks a disgusted face*
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What's that for *shakes bottle harder*
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[b]IM KIDDING! STOP SHAKING THE BOTTLE![/b] *seems to be horrified and looks like Maya is expecting the worst*
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*stops shaking it and opens the lid*
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[spoiler]I coulda sworn I responded to this[/spoiler] *nothing happens* [b]What.. The.. -blam!-... I swear that stuff is poten-[/b] *[i]kaBOOM[/i]. The bottle explodes with glass shredding everywhere. Maya shrouded both your body and her own separately with shadows to protect from the glass shrapnel.* [b]Yep... There it is. [/b]
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[spoiler]You didn't[/spoiler] *Pauses a moment* You know what, I'll just give you some of this, see what you can do with it. *stiffly looks in his pack and pulls out a small glowing bottle. The contents are labeled: "Holy Shit"*
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*She reaches behind her and wraps her entire firearms and hands in a thick shadows. They become flexible but extremely hard. Grabs the bottle delicately and begins pouring them into shadow cups* [b]Better safe than sorry amirite?[/b]
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Yup. First time I saw that, had to use my Radioactive suit failsafe for the first time.
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[b]Failsafe huh? What in the world does that do?[/b]
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*Mortar's armor becomes thicker, and a mask appears over where Mortar's face is exposed. He looks more robotic than human* Cool, amirite?
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Edited by Doos: 5/2/2016 7:48:09 PM[b]More terrifying amirite? You had to use a fail safe on a measly drink.[/b] *she winks*
