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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
Edited by BrandRobKus:
4/27/2016 7:15:44 PM
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*the door seemed ripped from the hinges, showing a bloodstained city, all in red*
*Mortar appears next to you*
Looks like something beat you to it.
*you hear a growling behind you, you turn around to see a tiger sized black cat with bat wings*
Heio. Did my father do this?
*The cat nods*
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Huh. Looks like your pap had a bit of a Kylo Ren moment. Whelp! Nothing a little second death can't handle! Yo. Bat..cat...thing. Where's good O'l dad at? I think it's time we asked for our inheritance...
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"I cannot say" he says. "COMPLY" Mion yells at him. He then proceeds to grow in size until he is eye to eye with Heio. "Fine" Heio says. "He isn't in a physical place, he is in his menstrual, I mean mental state. The only way to access him is death or years of meditation." Heio flies out of the room. [spoiler]I'm changing up my writing style because there are more characters than fonts[/spoiler]
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Huh. Well. I'm not dying anytime soon. Sooooooooo.... [b]The Deity draws his blade[/b] Any volunteers?
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You know what happens when I die... I vomit out my insides. I think I can keep em in me. Can I see that sword? Mine won't work on me.
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[b]The deity looks at you, then his blade.[/b] Ha! No. Just tell me what your plan is.
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I'm going to die, then find a way to get You in there too. Gonna be weird though. But... if you don't want your sword dirty... *I pull out a throwing knife. There is an engraving in it, filled with dried blood. It reads "do not forget those that hurt you* *I hand the knife to you, then pull my shirt up enough to reveal my chest. You can see many of the ribs* I'm ready.
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[b]The deity throws the knife up a little and catches it by the blade. He throws it and the blade impales you in the heart[/b] WHOO! Bullseye!!!
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*I make a thumbs up before collapsing on the ground* *You notice a bulge in my back pocket, a slip of paper and an envelope with something bulky in it.*
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Huh. Loot time! [b]He looks around Shadily[/b] [b]He presses A on your body. It brings up the inventory screen. He presses X to take all.[/b] [spoiler]😜[/spoiler] [spoiler]Skyrim 4 da win[/spoiler]
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*the note reads: "Mindmaster! Screw up your friends by showing them what You See!!! Just put them on your friend, and press the button on the side, Just add fun!"* *Inside the envelope is a pair of glasses with earbuds on them*
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......huh. [b]He puts them on.[/b] I look...still really handsome. But ridiculous.
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*you see a dark room, a demon inside it. "you" or in this case Mortar, run up to it to try to attack it*
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 4/27/2016 8:07:22 PM[b]The Deity, still confused on what the hell is going on, jumps up and slits the demons throat. The massive blade should show up if he is himself... [/b]
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*You hit the wall, but you black out* *when you regain consciousness, you are in that dark room, with Mortar next to you* That was... weird... How did... You get here? *The demon is still there*
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You know. My mind is being fu[i]c[/i]ked more then Lisa Ann on a Friday. So I have no idea. Oh, by the way, the reason all your clothes are gone is because they burned. Like...[i]WHOOSH![/i] all gone! Must be because we're in the underworld. I put on your weird glasses though. Sneak attacked a demon. Hit a wall. Blacked out for some reason. And now I'm here. [b]He gets up[/b] Let's kill that bitch! [b]He points to the demon [/b]
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*The demon tries to bite at your shoulder*
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[b]He punches the demon the the face then snaps His neck [/b]
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*the demon recoils, but doesn't seem to be damaged* Dude! Use this! *tosses you a sword made of valhite, it is the only thing capable of destroying these tier demons. It is a black claymore with red symbols on it*
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You know, my blade could easily kill this bitch right? But if you insist... [b]He decapitates the demon using one hand on the blade[/b]
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*the demon's body flies away* Great, another spoil of war *picks up the head* You said my clothes burned off right? They couldn't have had because they were fused with the same material in that sword.
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 4/28/2016 8:06:19 PMUhhhhhhhhhhhh. No idea man.... [b]The throws you the blade and draws his own[/b] Let's just go right now! We got a spirit to kill!
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Okay then. *opens the door, there are multiple rooms, shadows lurking in many of them* On my day off too!
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You get day offs? Why wasn't I told about this!
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I don't get too many. THAT'S why I'm pissed! *Summons sword from tattoo and runs in, attacking as many shadows as possible*
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[spoiler]Oh I thought they were dead[/spoiler] [b]The deity flies in. Decapitating hundreds in only a few blows. [/b]
