Do your worst, OffTopic.
Example: When I bought a car at a Ford dealership, I really had to [i]focus[/i] on what one I wanted.
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I would continue this call but I [i]mustang[/i] up.
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I come bearing pics
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She came in for an oil change but man did I hate to [b]Charger[/b].
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Why didn't Jesus talk about his car? [spoiler]because he does not speak of his own Accord [/spoiler]
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Edited by Varlerie: 4/30/2016 9:11:40 PMYour door isn't a door, it's a jar.
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Man, Volkswagen beetles really drive people away from the dealership.
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Not a pun, but a joke I heard. Hey, ya hear Ford trucks now come with cup holders on the tail gate? That's innovation right there...gives the owner a cozy place to wait on that tow truck.
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98℅ of fords are still on the road[spoiler]the other 2℅ made it home[/spoiler]
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Edited by 「theta」: 4/30/2016 7:10:53 PMCondoms prevent Minivans.
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Funny I see this thread and I just got in a car accident... Good thing that the guy that hit us could af[i]ford[/i] car insurance.
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Funny I see this thread and I just got in a car accident... Good thing that the guy that hit us could af[i]ford[/i] car insurance.
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If Apple made a car, would it have Windows?
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Look at this car over here! *points at truck carrying tires* He's looking pretty [i] tired![/i]
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How do you take a car by surprise? [spoiler]You [b]jeep[/b] up on it[/spoiler] What's the worst part about walking in traffic? [spoiler]All the [b]dodge[/b]ing you have to do[/spoiler] Why can't you carry a car? [spoiler]It's too [b]chevy[/b][/spoiler]
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Ford Mustang
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Not a bump