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Edited by Mooffin Man:
4/30/2016 5:29:59 AM
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Pacific Ocean found to be contaminated with large quantities of Dihydrogen Monoxide
Scientist have recently done tests on samples of water around different parts of the Pacific Ocean and all tests conclude that this water has a very high concentration of dihydrogen monoxide. If you do not know what it is, dihydrogen monoxide is very dangerous. It kills thousands each year through mainly inhalation and acute cellular hydration, and does not affect fish as much as it does humans. It usually takes liquid form but can also be a gas and solid. We should pay more attention to our environment. For more information on dihydrogen monoxide, click here --> http://www.dhmo.org/truth/Dihydrogen-Monoxide.html
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3 RepliesGuys humans actually live forever, it's just oxygen degrating our insides and takes on average 80yrs to kill a human. Trust me I'm a doctor
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IT'S IN THE FOOD! THE DRINKS!! EVEN OUR BODIES!!!!!!
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2 RepliesOh my, there's h20 in our oceans? OH NO!
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Arf. (Oh shit.)
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Smoke dihydrogen monoxide everyday
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The true way Dihydrogen Monoxide is killing us all isn't through inhalation...[spoiler]It keeps bait afloat[/spoiler]
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I drink dihydrogen monoxide everyday! Git gud!
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Fact: at least 99% of people who have died had traces of dihydrogen monoxide in theie body
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1 Reply7.8/10
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2 RepliesIsn't that chemical called[spoiler]water?[/spoiler]
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My great great grandpappy was killed by this chemical. It must be stopped!
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Oh the humanity!
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6 RepliesEdited by ASyrianRefugee: 5/1/2016 2:24:35 AMOnly way to combat this is to flood our Oceans with Mountain Dew preferably Baja Blast or maybe code red?
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Statistically, 100% of living things that come into contact with it die. So yeah, this is a pretty bad news.
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Not dihydrogen monoxide!!!! I've heard 1/1 humans is addicted to it and it has very serious withdrawl symptoms which eventually lead to death. Only way we can get it out of the oceans and save humanity is to vent it into space #bandihydrogenmonoxide
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I heard it causes excessive urination and sweating, and constitutes a large amount of the chemicals in acid rain and poisonous water!
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This is a very serious issue. I think offtopic needs to raise money to extract all the dihydrogen monoxide from the ocean
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5 RepliesEdited by Apollo: 4/30/2016 6:02:50 AMOh my god...
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I will summon 12 badger bergades to jack off into the ocean to replace it with demon semen.
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How dumb do you think the community is. Actually I'll answer that. They are extremely dumb. So good job confusing them.
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Nice b8
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1 ReplyEdited by Steel Assassin: 5/1/2016 7:42:09 AMSodium can have an explosive reaction to dihydrogen monoxide. And you know where we can find large quantities of sodium? The ocean!
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Edited by AlphaHotel77: 5/1/2016 10:41:53 AM
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What a catastrophe
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2 RepliesEdited by BOT Edward: 5/1/2016 4:22:18 PM[b] [/b]
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I heard it also cause wrinkled skin with prolonged exposure
