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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
5/2/2016 2:35:56 AM
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[b]I am near the bottom of the mountain with a shovel, digging something up.[/b]
[spoiler]Open[/spoiler]
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*Forms from the ground, Sword is now a shovel* You need help?
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Edited by DigitalNinja: 5/2/2016 3:32:14 PMSure. Just.. You might want to keep your armor on for this. [b]I keep digging, and it partially reveals a glowing bottle of some substance[/b]
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Is that... I've heard the legends. *Armor seems to thicken a little, and a face mask covers the exposed part of my face. I now look more robotic than human*
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Legends? What have you heard? [b]I unearth the bottle, and begin dusting it off[/b]
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That's pure Holy Shit
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[b]The label is revealed to be just that.[/b] This... Is the strong stuff right here.. [b]I place it in a container labeled biohazard[/b]
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*shovel dissipates in hand* May I? *seems eager to try it*
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Not yet. Wait until the party.. [b]I mumble in a low voice[/b] [i]Plus.. Without necessary preparations, the radiation would be enough to kill several people..[/i]
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*also speaks in a low tone* Okay then. Also, I'm bringing a special fish to the party... Can completely replace Digi reconstruction if made properly
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*nukes mountain*
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"Are you digging up buried treasure?"
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You could say that... [b]I pull up an unnaturally glowing bottle that's covered in dust.[/b]
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"Ummm... What is that? And why is it glowing?"
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Edited by DigitalNinja: 5/2/2016 3:56:36 AM...It's a party tradition.. And as for the glowing, that probably because of the radiation... [b]I dust of the label, revealing that it is a type of alcohol called "[i]Holy Shit"[/i].[/b]
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"two things... One, I don't drink alcoholic beverages. Two, exactly how radioactive is it? Mildly radioactive or is the most radioactive substance known to man?"
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You don't have to drink it.. And in terms of radioactivity, it's... Well.. It hasn't killed anyone yet... Did burn a few holes in the floor of the old Dojo though... [b]You observe me place it in a lead container[/b]
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"Well I'm staying away from that stuff... It looks evil."
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You're probably better off. [b]I begin walking back to the dojo, trying to make it to the gates before the bottle burns through the container[/b]
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*Watches from a safe distance.* "That can NOT be safe for them to drink..."
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[spoiler]oh no[/spoiler] [spoiler]is it that beer that made you go crazy[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]We can't have a proper dojo party without it![/spoiler] [b]I stop shoveling, and unearth a dirt-covered bottle. It seems to be glowing.[/b]
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[b]i walk up behind you[/b] You know, we shouldn't drink that... [b]activates super speed[/b] [b]next thing you know the box is open and i'm in front of you drinking out of the bottle[/b]
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Edited by DigitalNinja: 5/2/2016 3:21:33 AM[b]The substance emits high concentrations of radiation[/b] WAIT NOT YET. WE HAVE TO COOL IT SO IT DOESN'T GO INTO MELTDOWN! DON'T DRINK IT YET! [b]Some of the liquid burns holes in the ground as drops fall from it.[/b]
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[b]i already consumed some[/b] [b]eyes go wide open[/b] [b]i lay it down[/b] WHAT!?
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Uh... [b]I take it back from you and place it in a lead container labeled "CAUTION, HAZARDOUS MATERIAL"[/b] .... I would go find help if I were you.. We have some anti-rad. medication in the supply room... Just go carefully.. You don't want to set off a chain reaction while the material is still in you..
