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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
5/3/2016 1:31:00 AM
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"I am prepared for this..."
*He goes into his cardboard box. Twelve kegs filled with assorted alcoholic beverages and one filled with cream soda roll out, then a juke box playing "It's the end of the world as we know it." rolls out. A few strobe lights, confetti cannons, smoke machines, an extremely long table covered with cookies and pizza and a hot teapot with four teacups roll out. Sketch comes out with a wheelbarrow filled with fireworks that aren't just illegal in America... But they have actually been outlawed in some solar systems.*
"WHO'S READY TO PARTY?!?!?!?!"
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*The rubber chickens explode, each one making a chicken sound as it erupts into a cloud of confetti.* "I can literally be a party animal..."
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[i]WOOOOOHOOOOOOO[/i] [b]*Stratos skips away whilst flailing glow sticks over his head*[/b]
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*Maya comes strolling in with four shot glasses with [i]Holy Shit[/i] in hand courtesy of Mortar.* [b]Where's the Tea! I wanna mix it allll[/b]
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*He points behind him at the poor, unsuspecting tea pot that isn't prepared for what Maya is going to mix with the tea.*
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*She forms a large bowl out of her shadows and mixes every drink in sight into the massive bowl. Then drops eight drops from each shot glass with the potent radioactive liquor into it at least as well.* [b]This is no time for refinement friends. This is time to go big or go home. Drink my graveyardddd[/b]
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"We're gonna pass on that...we dont really drink at all.."says leyla and serenity "But you have fun.."
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[b]I promise. You'll only be drunk for approximately half an hour with a max time of four hours. After that... Well you'll be nigh unstoppable, near invincible for three days.[/b]
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"Um i dont know....oh what the hell we'll do it "
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*Hands you a ladle and the pot.* [b]That's the spirit.[/b]
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*they drink two ladles full and hand it back* " its pretty tasty" [spoiler]im gonna go to sleep i keep nodding off so goodnight[/spoiler]
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*Maya grins mischievously* [b]Don't worry. You'll feel it in a second[/b] [spoiler]bleh to work. Goodnighttt[/spoiler]
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"Oh okay " *it hits them hard* "Wow this it just great "they say *they both really drunk* [spoiler]good morning[/spoiler]
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[b]heeehheee! Don't worry the drunkenness will wear off soon. You'll begin to feel the potion it has technically become.[/b] [spoiler] I'll explain what it does in detail later if you want. But basically imagine better everything of your street...[/spoiler]
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"Oh okay " *they both are very loud when they speak* *but after awhile they black out somewhere randomly*
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"Y'know, I would... But I don't drink alcohol... Those kegs are specifically for everyone else."
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*Tackles you and straps you down.* [b]This is... 50K DAY! YOU WILL BECOME DRUNK AS ALL HELL. INSTINCTS CAN GO TO HADES! [/b] *starts pouring the harsh drink down your throat. You begin to glow yellow, sparkle, you begin to feel stronger, faster, and all your fear washes away. This is because the concoction includes all of my most exotic potent teas, and liquor.*
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*As soon as he gets the feeling that he's stronger and faster, it is replaced with blurred vision and dizziness. He pushes you off of him and struggles to get up. He makes it to his feet but he is putting about 70% of his weight on you.* "Y-you... You... See this? See what you done? Lo-look-look at me... What the #&-#&%-#&%%..."
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*starts laughing maniacally while downing her own share of the potent mix* [b]WE WILL FEAR NOTHING! WE SHALPGH GETSH DA WINSH IN ANY -hic- MATCHSHESIT![/b] *Maya calms down as the drunkenness is replaced with pure power* [b]Whoooo. That shits strong. Don't worry. The impairment will pass. You'll feel tipsy but you're still veryyyy formidable for the next three days[/b]
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"Yoo sur-sure bout the-tha-that? nor-normal people can to-tol-taller-tolerate al-alcohol here." *He holds his hand at his head level.* "I tol-tolerate alco-alcohol he-here." *He bends over and holds his hand about an inch above the ground.* "H-he-her-here." *He falls forward and rolls onto his back giggling.* (It may make people stronger for three days... But you just gave Sketch enough alcohol to make him drunk for three days. His alcohol tolerance is almost nonexistent. It's surprising you didn't just kill him.)
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[spoiler]the alcohol burns away too fast for any one thing or person to be drunk for any longer than a max of four hours with an average time of half an hour. [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]No, Sketch is different... Doesn't matter how fast you say it burned away. He gets this drunk for four hours on a single beer...[/spoiler]
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[spoiler].....You are experiencing a placebo effect. The alcohol being burned away means that the drunkenness is gone almost instantly. There's nothing left in your system to give the drunk feeling. It's all gone almost as if it never happened.[/spoiler]
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*Lights the fuse on an extremely deadly looking rocket. It shoots into the air and explodes creating a huge mushroom cloud in midair. The cloud proceeds to start burning blue then green then yellow then orange then red before it dissipates.*
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AH HELL YEAH
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*Hands you an unidentifiable drink that smells very much like pure alcohol, then he hands you a cookie and a slice of pizza, and then he hands you a sparkler with a tag hanging off of it that reads [i]Warning, this has a very high chance of killing you if you light it... Good luck.[/i] He then hands you a lit match.*
