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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
5/3/2016 1:53:32 AM
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"Y'know, I would... But I don't drink alcohol... Those kegs are specifically for everyone else."
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*Tackles you and straps you down.* [b]This is... 50K DAY! YOU WILL BECOME DRUNK AS ALL HELL. INSTINCTS CAN GO TO HADES! [/b] *starts pouring the harsh drink down your throat. You begin to glow yellow, sparkle, you begin to feel stronger, faster, and all your fear washes away. This is because the concoction includes all of my most exotic potent teas, and liquor.*
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*As soon as he gets the feeling that he's stronger and faster, it is replaced with blurred vision and dizziness. He pushes you off of him and struggles to get up. He makes it to his feet but he is putting about 70% of his weight on you.* "Y-you... You... See this? See what you done? Lo-look-look at me... What the #&-#&%-#&%%..."
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*starts laughing maniacally while downing her own share of the potent mix* [b]WE WILL FEAR NOTHING! WE SHALPGH GETSH DA WINSH IN ANY -hic- MATCHSHESIT![/b] *Maya calms down as the drunkenness is replaced with pure power* [b]Whoooo. That shits strong. Don't worry. The impairment will pass. You'll feel tipsy but you're still veryyyy formidable for the next three days[/b]
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"Yoo sur-sure bout the-tha-that? nor-normal people can to-tol-taller-tolerate al-alcohol here." *He holds his hand at his head level.* "I tol-tolerate alco-alcohol he-here." *He bends over and holds his hand about an inch above the ground.* "H-he-her-here." *He falls forward and rolls onto his back giggling.* (It may make people stronger for three days... But you just gave Sketch enough alcohol to make him drunk for three days. His alcohol tolerance is almost nonexistent. It's surprising you didn't just kill him.)
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[spoiler]the alcohol burns away too fast for any one thing or person to be drunk for any longer than a max of four hours with an average time of half an hour. [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]No, Sketch is different... Doesn't matter how fast you say it burned away. He gets this drunk for four hours on a single beer...[/spoiler]
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[spoiler].....You are experiencing a placebo effect. The alcohol being burned away means that the drunkenness is gone almost instantly. There's nothing left in your system to give the drunk feeling. It's all gone almost as if it never happened.[/spoiler]
