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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
5/3/2016 2:00:16 AM
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"This $&%#?"
*He holds out three cookies and two slices of pizza. And a shot of cream soda.*
*Thinking... I think he's had enough...*
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[u]Po shakes his head.[/u] Gimme something alcoholic! I haven't had a drink in years!
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"Eh wha?" (Sketch is now probably the most intoxicated person here... You aren't going to be getting any drinks from him now...)
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[u]Po grabs sketch by the collar and tries to slap him.[/u] Ah said give meh sumthin al-ko-hall-ik!
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*Gathering all his strength, he lifts his arm and points at your nose. He proceeds to poke it.* "Boop. Hehehe."
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[u]The nose falls off.[/u] Goddammit.
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*He picks it up.* "Hehehe... I-I got yo-your nose..."
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[u]Po stagger a bit, trying to keep himself upright.[/u] Gimme... Mah... Fukin... Nozzzze.
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"whatever..." *He attempts to stick it back on your face but he puts it on upside down. He immediately starts giggling again.*
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[u]Po cups his hands over his nose, healing the nose upside down.[/u] What are you laughin at? [u]He says in a nasal voice.[/u]
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*He stops giggling and stares at you for a second. He starts rolling on the floor laughing his @&& off.*
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[u]Po starts to get angry.[/u] Why the hell are you laughing?
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"Hehehe... It's... It's upside down!"
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[u]Po grasps at his nose, looking mortified.[/u] Oops.... [u]He cups his hand over his nose, a slight humming emitting from his palms. When he draws his hands back, his nose is right-side up.[/u]
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"Awwwww... You should have walked around the Dojo like that..."
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[u]Po shakes his head.[/u] I've been humiliated enough tonight.
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Edited by Skatch142: 5/3/2016 9:44:40 PM"I bet I was more humiliated..." *He takes a photo out of a stack and shows it to you. It is Sketch standing on a table shirtless, he has his shirt wrapped around his head, covering his face and he appears to be waltzing with a mop. He shows you another picture of him lying in the wreckage of the same table with the mop on top of him.* (The conversation has now moved to post-party.)
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[u]Po laughs, the shakes his head.[/u] At least you didn't nearly become a homicidal maniac. I nearly took off ninja's fingers, and I may have ruined a pair of his swords.
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Edited by Skatch142: 5/3/2016 9:56:05 PM*He is deadpan as he shows you a picture of himself running on all fours with a sword in his mouth. A drunken Ninja can be seen chasing after him in the background.* "I think it ended up in a tree somewhere..."
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[u]Po laughs as he looks at the pictures.[/u] I think I stole a few people's noses- literally. All I know is that I have detailed notes on noses, drawings of genitalia, and a few vials of an unknown substance I suspect to be something quite... Lewd. I also have a pile of noses, a few with bites taken out of them. [u]He motions his hands across the mess surrounding him.[/u]
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"Uh huh..."
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[u]Po giggles like a kid[/u] I forgot how much fun drinking could be
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"Yeah, I think I'll have to disagree on that..." *He suddenly puts his hand on top of one of the drawings.*
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[u]Po stretches his neck to see what the drawing is[/u] I don't recall looking at that one. What is it?
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Edited by Skatch142: 5/3/2016 11:15:04 PM"Oh, uh what do you mean?" *He starts to look embarrassed as he slowly crumples it up in his hand and proceeds to eat it.* *With paper in his mouth "I have no idea what you're talking about... It's definitely not personal..."
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[u]Po jumps on to sketch and starts to pull the paper out of his mouth.[/u] Lets see what this says... [u]He holds his hand over the paper, repairing it from damage.[/u]
