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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
Edited by Inflatablepants:
5/3/2016 2:31:21 AM
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[b]Tesuto opens up a door...it's all dark in the room. He leads you in.
Suddenly, the door closes behind you and locks. Tesuto is gone.[/b]
[spoiler]keep going with it...[/spoiler]
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[b]I turn around at the sound of the lock and slam at the door[/b] What... the f*ck!?
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[b]All the lights turn on. And suddenly... The room... IS FULL OF TABLES! THEY ATTACK YOU! HOLY SHIT![/b]
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[b]I grow incredibly serious, though I'm still hammered[/b] [i]So we meet again, my four-legged adversaries... It is a shame you will not survive for the next fight.[/i] [b]I pull out my swords, and begin slicing apart tables while rambling nonsense[/b]
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[b]The all pull out machine guns and shoot at you en mass[/b]
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[b]I ignite my swords and begin slicing off their legs[/b] [i]You're all just splinters in my eyes![/i]
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[b]They fall before you. Then, They begin to dog pile on you.[/b]
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[b]Fire begins surrounding me, and fire forms erupts in every direction. I stand on top of a pile of burning wood[/b] Time to *hic* torch ya little f*ckers!
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[spoiler]#PSTDnightmares4lyfe[/spoiler]
