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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
5/3/2016 2:31:27 AM
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[u]Po stagger a bit, trying to keep himself upright.[/u]
Gimme... Mah... Fukin... Nozzzze.
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"whatever..." *He attempts to stick it back on your face but he puts it on upside down. He immediately starts giggling again.*
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[u]Po cups his hands over his nose, healing the nose upside down.[/u] What are you laughin at? [u]He says in a nasal voice.[/u]
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*He stops giggling and stares at you for a second. He starts rolling on the floor laughing his @&& off.*
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[u]Po starts to get angry.[/u] Why the hell are you laughing?
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"Hehehe... It's... It's upside down!"
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[u]Po grasps at his nose, looking mortified.[/u] Oops.... [u]He cups his hand over his nose, a slight humming emitting from his palms. When he draws his hands back, his nose is right-side up.[/u]
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"Awwwww... You should have walked around the Dojo like that..."
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[u]Po shakes his head.[/u] I've been humiliated enough tonight.
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Edited by Skatch142: 5/3/2016 9:44:40 PM"I bet I was more humiliated..." *He takes a photo out of a stack and shows it to you. It is Sketch standing on a table shirtless, he has his shirt wrapped around his head, covering his face and he appears to be waltzing with a mop. He shows you another picture of him lying in the wreckage of the same table with the mop on top of him.* (The conversation has now moved to post-party.)
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[u]Po laughs, the shakes his head.[/u] At least you didn't nearly become a homicidal maniac. I nearly took off ninja's fingers, and I may have ruined a pair of his swords.
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Edited by Skatch142: 5/3/2016 9:56:05 PM*He is deadpan as he shows you a picture of himself running on all fours with a sword in his mouth. A drunken Ninja can be seen chasing after him in the background.* "I think it ended up in a tree somewhere..."
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[u]Po laughs as he looks at the pictures.[/u] I think I stole a few people's noses- literally. All I know is that I have detailed notes on noses, drawings of genitalia, and a few vials of an unknown substance I suspect to be something quite... Lewd. I also have a pile of noses, a few with bites taken out of them. [u]He motions his hands across the mess surrounding him.[/u]
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"Uh huh..."
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[u]Po giggles like a kid[/u] I forgot how much fun drinking could be
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"Yeah, I think I'll have to disagree on that..." *He suddenly puts his hand on top of one of the drawings.*
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[u]Po stretches his neck to see what the drawing is[/u] I don't recall looking at that one. What is it?
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Edited by Skatch142: 5/3/2016 11:15:04 PM"Oh, uh what do you mean?" *He starts to look embarrassed as he slowly crumples it up in his hand and proceeds to eat it.* *With paper in his mouth "I have no idea what you're talking about... It's definitely not personal..."
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[u]Po jumps on to sketch and starts to pull the paper out of his mouth.[/u] Lets see what this says... [u]He holds his hand over the paper, repairing it from damage.[/u]
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*As you stick your hand in his mouth he bites down on it to keep you from getting the paper out.*
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[u]Po grips the paper, then takes his other hand and starts to pry Sketches mouth open.[/u] Come on, yah little bugger. Don't make me get angry
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*You can't pry his mouth open... He has jaws of steel. He starts to continuously kick you in the gut.*
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[u]Po's stomach starts to bleed from his claws, but he doesn't notice. He pulls out his knife, obviously frustrated.[/u] If that's my note, then I want to read it. My curiosity spans a lot farther then you know. When I want to know something, I get to know it.
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*There is a look of pure desperation in his eyes as he swallows the paper and spits out you're hand.*
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[u]Po shakes his head.[/u] That's not going to stop me you know. [u]He holds his hand to your stomach, humming emitting from his palms. Suddenly, your gag reflex takes over end causes you to puke all over Po. He picks the wadded up note and starts to restore it.[/u]
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Edited by Skatch142: 5/3/2016 11:37:50 PM*He kicks you in the face and takes the [i]drawing[/i]. He crumples it up, throws it in the air and incinerates it with his flamethrower.* [spoiler]Hint hint... There is a reason why I keep putting drawing in italics...[/spoiler]
