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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
5/4/2016 2:23:16 PM
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[u]Balthazar is launched backwards from the force of the blow. He skips across the ground, slamming into a wall. As he gets up, his face is smashed in and the glass visor is completely smashed. His head is stuck tilted back from the force of the blow.[/u]
That's more like it!
[u]He charges at you, sliding at the last moment through your legs. He swings his sword at one of your ankles, trying to sever the muscle.[/u]
English
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*I try to dodge, but you end up giving me a Vasectomy.* Damn, Now I have less balls than Ninja! *I aim my mortar at you like a canon, and fire a few shots of Blue fire around Valhite balls*
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[u]Balthazar reacts slowly due to his visor being smashed. He dodges to the side, but one smashes into his leg, smashing the kneecap. Parts of his leg fall off, revealing damaged servos.[/u] Dammit. [u]Balthazar charges at you again, holding up his sword to deflect oncoming projectiles. He prepares to swing at one of your main arm.[/u]
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*You hit my left arm, the one with the gash. It is seemingly my main arm because my sword is in my left hand* You are good, but there is something you do not know... I am not left handed. *He tosses his sword from his left arm to his right arm, wincing in pain*
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[u]Balthazar realizes his mistake, then attempts to jump away from you before you can strike him with full force. He moves slower then normal due to the injury in his leg.[/u]
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*I don't hit you with the sword, but it's flames seem to follow you* Apparently your software doesn't recognize Movie references.
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[u]Balthazar takes up a defensive stance.[/u] I never found it important to learn pop culture. [u]He waits for your attack. [/u]
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Edited by BrandRobKus: 5/4/2016 3:08:09 PM*The flames ignite your leg* Well... It's a nice ice breaker. Kinda like that fire
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[u]Balthazar struggles to put out the flames. He dashes at you, stopping right in front of your chest. His hand retracts, forming the cannon.[/u] Boom. [u]The loud bang sounds, then the explosion can be seen.[/u]
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*I attempt to catch it, but I am thrown back.* *you see me grow wings, my limbs become larger, stronger. My neck elongates, and my head looks more dragon like* Be honored to witness Bahamortar!
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[u]Po ejects the spent shell, reloading another one.[/u] Well, consider me honored. [spoiler]reloading takes one turn, so this is just him reloading.[/spoiler]
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*takes sword, much larger now, and tries to swing at your torso*
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[u]Balthzar tries to jump away, but the sword catches his chest. A large amount if metal is torn off, leaving a large gash across his chest. Balthazar summons his two pistols, firing a hail of bullets at your face.[/u]
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*I hold my arms over my face, and unleash a hefty breath of fire*
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[u]Balthazar's armor retracts, going into pacifist mode. He slams his plasma shield into the ground, creating a half bubble around him. The flames lick around the side, singeing the back of his body, covering it in soot.[/u] So you breathe fire, eh? [u]Balthazar retracts the shield, firing another shot from his arm cannon aimed at your face.[/u]
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I spit it too! *I move my now longer neck to the side, then do the robot to stand back up* *I spit at you, and you feel like you're burning*
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[u]As Balthazar reloads he looks at where the spit landed, trying to brush it off.[/u]
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Oh, I spit it like that too. I originally meant to say that I can rap well. *Tackles you*
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[u]Balthazar struggles to get you off, punching you in the face as hard as he can.[/u] Get... The hell... Off a me!
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*I flinch, and full on bear hug you, and fly high in the air, ready to drop you*
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[u]Balthazar grabs onto one of your arms, gripping it with a full force of 5 megatons per square inch.[/u] If i'm dropping, so are you! [u]Balthazar shoves the end of his cannon into your stomach, trying to get it positioned as well as he could. Suddenly, you hear a loud boom, and then the cannon fires.[/u]
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*I flinch, as I feel the cannon ball in my stomach.* *But I persevere, and toss you in the air, catching you with my talons* Look, I consider you a friend, so I'd never purposely drop you from here... But I sure as hell am gonna accidentally do it!
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[u]Po flails around, trying to get a grip back on your arm.[/u] Goddammit. This isn't going to end well.
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*shakes you violently*
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[u]Balthazar smacks your arms repeatedly, trying to make you stop. His head unsticks, then flies off because of the damage done to him prior to the flight.[/u] Let... Me.... Fall! [u]Balthazar takes out his whip and tries to tear one of your wings.[/u]
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*I swoop to the side* We can't have that now can we? *I dive down, you in my talons, and you almost hit the ground before I pull up, gliding over the ground, and throwing you in the lake with great speed*
