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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
5/4/2016 7:58:47 PM
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[b]I crash into the tree and fall to the ground. I reach for one of the twinkies and open it. [/b]
[b]As I eat the twinkie I completely heal all wounds and a newfound power overtakes me [/b]
You shouldn't have done that
[b] A second sword appears in my other hand and I jump Towards you and immediately start attacking at lightning speed [/b]
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Edited by Skatch142: 5/4/2016 8:02:25 PM"No... [i]You[/i] shouldn't have done that... THOSE ARE MY #%&@ING TWINKIES!!!!!!!!" *His swords disappear and he jumps into a nearby bush.*
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WHY ARE YOU RUNNING [b]I send a heat wave at the Bush and it catches fire, quickly turning to ash.[/b]
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*He's not there. A series of bushes start rustling and you think you see him start to climb a tree but he vanishes. The leaves of the tree rustle as you see him jump from one to another.*
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Where the hell did all these trees come from [b]I stab into the ground with both of my swords and a wave of heat shoot out in all directions.[/b] [b]All trees within a two mile radius are now ash and you fall to the ground [/b]
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(This is actually happening outside the Dojo since you technically aren't allowed in... You also just incinerated his tree, his stash of Twinkies, and his cream soda... He's a little grumpy now.) *He falls out of the air behind you. He silently lands upright so you don't realize he's behind you. He throws both his swords at once. You hear two sonic booms as his swords knock yours out of your hands.* "WE'RE DOING HAND-TO-HAND COMBAT NOW!!!!!"
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[spoiler]The twinkie tree is is standing because well twinkies[/spoiler] If you say so!! [b]I quickly turn around and headbutt you [/b]
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Edited by Skatch142: 5/4/2016 8:21:33 PM(He's farther away than that... Oh well... I'll allow that anyways.) *He stumbles back a bit. He then spits a tooth out into your eye and then kicks you in the gut.*
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(It's twinkies you have to allow it) [b]I double over and tackle you to the ground. I sit on your chest then start pummeling you [/b]
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(You forget, he is a catwolf... You just gave him an advantage. He could cut your throat if he wants to.) *He grabs your hands and digs his claws into them.*
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(If he [i]wanted to[/i] but it's against the rules sooooo...) [b]I get up off of your chest and knee you in the stomach twice[/b]
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(How does that work? You can't stand up and knee someone who is lying on the ground...) *He stands up and punches you in the face. He then scratches you in the face and kicks you again.*
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(Just imagine me not fully standing up kind of in a crawling position over you)
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(Oh, okay.) *He kicks you in the guts repeatedly. His the claws on his feet cut you.*
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[b]I pull your claws out of my hand and get to my feet. I repeatedly kick you before you can follow me[/b]
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*He kicks you in the gut, pushing you back. He stands up.* "Is that the best you got?"
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Not even close [b]I put brass knuckles on and raise my fists.[/b]
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"Oh, interesting..." *He raises his fists into a guard.*
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"Hey you have your claws I have my knuckles" [b]I charge at you and swing a right hook right into your jaw [/b]
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*He catches it and elbows you in the jaw.*
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[b]My head snaps to the right and I stumble backwards.[/b]
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*He waits for you to regain your balance because he's nice like that.
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[b]Readjusts myself and prepares to fight[/b] "Thanks"
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"FIAAUUUUUUHHHH!!!!" *He attempts to dropkick you.*
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[b]I easily dodge it and you fall to the ground.[/b] "I'll wait."
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*He curls up on the ground and starts crying.*
