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5/5/2016 3:33:57 AM
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Offtopic Citizenship Exam
In order to regulate the increasing flow of illegal Destiny immigrants, I propose we create a citizenship test. I will make a list of questions/requirements and add more over time. Please feel free to add.
#MakeOfftopicGreatAgain
1. What is the supreme meme of the land?
2. Are you a Desticle?
3. How long is your schlong?
4. Are you an angsty teen?
5. Are you an angsty preteen?
6. Who is Recon?
7. Are you willing to participate in salty religious and political debates?
8. Is your hairline of average height?
9. Do you believe in your lord and savior Lenny?
10. Are you a hardcore leftist or rightist who probably has hardly any knowledge of politics?
11. Who is the Zodiac Killer?
12. What is in 19 days? (as of May 4)
13. What is the secondary religion of Offtopic?
14. Are you a filthy Swede?
15. What edgy athiest likes trannies?
16. No furries allowed whatsoever. If you fail this requirement you fail the test and will be shot on sight.
Los!
Edit: you don't have to answer all of them, it was just a hypothetical document.
More questions:
17. What do you do with a 3-answer poll?
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Is Dire Dragon your one and only favorite dragon?
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[quote] 1. What is the supreme meme of the land? 2. Are you a Desticle? 3. How long is your schlong? 4. Are you an angsty teen? 5. Are you an angsty preteen? 6. Who is Recon? 7. Are you willing to participate in salty religious and political debates? 8. Is your hairline of average height? 9. Do you believe in your lord and savior Lenny? 10. Are you a hardcore leftist or rightist who probably has hardly any knowledge of politics? 11. Who is the Zodiac Killer? 12. What is in 19 days? (as of May 4) 13. What is the secondary religion of Offtopic? 14. Are you a filthy Swede? 15. What edgy athiest likes trannies? 16. No furries allowed whatsoever. If you fail this requirement you fail the test and will be shot on sight. 17. What do you do with a 3-answer poll?[/quote] 1. 54.85 2. On my mothers side 3. am grill 4. yes 5. yes 6. a pegboy 7. always 8. yes 9. Im a pastafarian 10. Duh 11. Hillary Clinton 12. Deck Day 13. Cthulu 14. No 15. Engrapandora 16. thats not a question 17. Make a vagina
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1. What is the supreme meme of the land? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) 2. Are you a Desticle? Swiggity Swesticle leave this place desticle 3. How long is your schlong? 10% --------------------------------80% 10% 4. Are you an angsty teen? Is OP a fgt? 5. Are you an angsty preteen? Not anymore. 6. Who is Recon? Literally Jesus. 7. Are you willing to participate in salty religious and political debates? Only if the person is an idiot. 8. Is your hairline of average height? Yes. 9. Do you believe in your lord and savior Lenny? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) 10. Are you a hardcore leftist or rightist who probably has hardly any knowledge of politics? No, but I am [b]very opinionated[/b]. 11. Who is the Zodiac Killer? The one who isn't Trump. 12. What is in 19 days? (as of May 4) Porch day. 13. What is the secondary religion of Offtopic? Edginess. 14. Are you a filthy Swede? No. 15. What edgy athiest likes trannies? Lincoln. 16. No furries allowed whatsoever. I'm not a furry. 17. What do you do with a 3-answer poll? Penis or vagina poll.
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1 Reply>no porch day >no mention of camnator >no mention of space whale >failed to speak of the PM Partay Train >never spoke of engra, lonepaul, nor silent bob >no mention of the small-scale forum raid on destiny a year or so back >didn't talk about explodingpiglet's flood stories >failed to mention Secondclass Premium Membership OP is lettuce [i]and[/i] a fgt
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In order to regulate the increasing flow of illegal Destiny immigrants, I propose we create a citizenship test. I will make a list of questions/requirements and add more over time. Please feel free to add. #MakeOfftopicGreatAgain 1. What is the supreme meme of the land? -Lenny 2. Are you a Desticle? -No 3. How long is your schlong? -Always twice as much as yours 4. Are you an angsty teen? -No 5. Are you an angsty preteen? -No 6. Who is Recon? -The rightful ruler of b.net 7. Are you willing to participate in salty religious and political debates? -God doesn't exist and I support Hillary 8. Is your hairline of average height? -Am I Lincoln? 9. Do you believe in your lord and savior Lenny? -Yes and only in him 10. Are you a hardcore leftist or rightist who probably has hardly any knowledge of politics? -No 11. Who is the Zodiac Killer? -Tes Cruz 12. What is in 19 days? (as of May 4) -Porch day 13. What is the secondary religion of Offtopic? -Pastafari 14. Are you a filthy Swede? -Is my name nallimokmok? 15. What edgy athiest likes trannies? -CrazyLincoln 16. No furries allowed whatsoever. If you fail this requirement you fail the test and will be shot on sight. -I like my women how I like my steak. Not in a fursuit
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Edited by Oath 01: 5/5/2016 4:15:29 PMoh, i doubt I'll get this, but lets see 1 lenny 2 no 3 inconceivable 4/5 whatever you want bb ;) 6 wise old ex ninja 7 just to piss people off 8 wut? 9 \[T]/ sun-praise master race 10 cant stump bernie trump 11 ted cruz 12 PORCH DAAAAY!!!!!! or do i have the wrong date?... 13 lenny ;) 14 that a type of sandwich? 15 that guy who keeps posting AMA's? 16 noice 17 dick [spoiler]btw, needs a toast/envelope related question, its how the people of offtopic mate[/spoiler]
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>1 year profile
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Edited by VII: 5/5/2016 2:36:16 PMI've got a question for the test... How much does Blue Eyes White Dragon sell for?
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Edited by VII: 5/5/2016 2:34:49 PM1. What is the supreme meme of the land? ??? 2. Are you a Desticle? No 3. How long is your schlong? 1ft 8in 4. Are you an angsty teen? No 5. Are you an angsty preteen? No 6. Who is Recon? A former Ninja 7. Are you willing to participate in salty religious and political debates? Yes 8. Is your hairline of average height? Yes 9. Do you believe in your lord and savior Lenny? Yes 10. Are you a hardcore leftist or rightist who probably has hardly any knowledge of politics? No 11. Who is the Zodiac Killer? Ted Cruz 12. What is in 19 days? (as of May 4) Porch Day 13. What is the secondary religion of Offtopic? Cthulhu/Flying Spaghetti Monster 14. Are you a filthy Swede? No 15. What edgy athiest likes trannies? ??? 16. No furries allowed whatsoever. If you fail this requirement you fail the test and will be shot on sight. K 17. Dick poll
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I have read and accept the terms and conditions of this thread
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[quote]In order to regulate the increasing flow of illegal Destiny immigrants, I propose we create a citizenship test. I will make a list of questions/requirements and add more over time. Please feel free to add. #MakeOfftopicGreatAgain 1. What is the supreme meme of the land? 2. Are you a Desticle? 3. How long is your schlong? 4. Are you an angsty teen? 5. Are you an angsty preteen? 6. Who is Recon? 7. Are you willing to participate in salty religious and political debates? 8. Is your hairline of average height? 9. Do you believe in your lord and savior Lenny? 10. Are you a hardcore leftist or rightist who probably has hardly any knowledge of politics? 11. Who is the Zodiac Killer? 12. What is in 19 days? (as of May 4) 13. What is the secondary religion of Offtopic? 14. Are you a filthy Swede? 15. What edgy athiest likes trannies? 16. No furries allowed whatsoever. If you fail this requirement you fail the test and will be shot on sight. Los! Edit: you don't have to answer all of them, it was just a hypothetical document. More questions: 17. What do you do with a 3-answer poll?[/quote] Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes No Yes Yes Yes No No Yes Yes Yes
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If this is the criteria for membership.. then this thread has proven what I've been suspecting for years. I no longer belong here.
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#MakeOfftopicGreatAgain 1. What is the supreme meme of the land? JoBR Fan Club 2. Are you a Desticle? Technically no - acc for 5 yrs, used it since a couple months. 3. How long is your schlong? ..... 4. Are you an angsty teen? .... Anxious 18yr 5. Are you an angsty preteen? ..... 6. Who is Recon? Teh supreme Dank Leader 7. Are you willing to participate in salty religious and political debates? Yep 8. Is your hairline of average height? .... 9. Do you believe in your lord and savior Lenny? Comrade Commissar ( ☭ ͜ʖ☭ ) 10. Are you a hardcore leftist or rightist who probably has hardly any knowledge of politics? Quite knowledgeable 11. Who is the Zodiac Killer? ? Jackie Chan 12. What is in 19 days? (as of May 4) ... 13. What is the secondary religion of Offtopic? Flood 14. Are you a filthy Swede? nope 15. What edgy athiest likes trannies? ... 16. No furries allowed whatsoever. If you fail this requirement you fail the test and will be shot on sight. Not furry 17. What do you do with a 3-answer poll? pen poll
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6 RepliesEdited by LahDsai: 5/5/2016 7:18:24 AM[i]1. What is the supreme meme of the land?[/i] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [i]2. Are you a Desticle?[/i] Technically? [i]3. How long is your schlong?[/i] I dunno, I can't count that high. (←purposefully vague) [i]4. Are you an angsty teen?[/i] Nah, I'm an angsty middle-aged dude [i]5. Are you an angsty preteen?[/i] ... are you ignoring me? [i]6. Who is Recon?[/i] Santa Claus [i]7. Are you willing to participate in salty religious and political debates?[/i] Yes, but I won't take them seriously [i]8. Is your hairline of average height?[/i] Yes [i]9. Do you believe in your lord and savior Lenny?[/i] I believe OF him [i]10. Are you a hardcore leftist or rightist who probably has hardly any knowledge of politics?[/i] I can be for you, bby. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [i]11. Who is the Zodiac Killer?[/i] Ted Cruz [i]12. What is in 19 days? (as of May 4)[/i] Ummm... Monday? [i]13. What is the secondary religion of Offtopic?[/i] Pastafarian... or Chthulu... both? [i]14. Are you a filthy Swede?[/i] No, but I like the meatballs at IKEA [i]15. What edgy athiest likes trannies?[/i] inb4anomaly [i]16. No furries allowed whatsoever. If you fail this requirement you fail the test and will be shot on sight.[/i] in not sure how to answer this "question"... pass (attack helicopters don't count as furries, right?) [i]17. What do you do with a 3-answer poll?[/i] answer "honestly", which coincidently is always the middle answer So am I a citizen now, or still a dirty border crosser?
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Inb4ban
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Edited by EnemyNotFound: 5/5/2016 6:24:20 AM[quote]1. What is the supreme meme of the land? Something cancerous 2. Are you a Desticle? No 3. How long is your schlong? 5 inches 4. Are you an angsty teen? No 5. Are you an angsty preteen? No 6. Who is Recon? Recon Number 54, Ex Ninja. 7. Are you willing to participate in salty religious and political debates? Of course. I'll hate on anyone. 8. Is your hairline of average height? Yes. 9. Do you believe in your lord and savior Lenny? Hell no. 10. Are you a hardcore leftist or rightist who probably has hardly any knowledge of politics? Yep. 11. Who is the Zodiac Killer? Ted Cruz. 12. What is in 19 days? (as of May 4) Porch Day. 13. What is the secondary religion of Offtopic? Carbinism. (Praise Carbine!) 14. Are you a filthy Swede? No. 15. What edgy athiest likes trannies? Peetos? 16. No furries allowed whatsoever. If you fail this requirement you fail the test and will be shot on sight. Burn the furries! 17. What do you do with a 3-answer poll? Penis poll.[/quote] Do I pass?
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1 ReplyTldr just build a -blam!-ing wall of text between here and destiny
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Edited by Murph Tha Smurf: 5/5/2016 2:30:49 AM#MakeOfftopicGreatAgain 1. What is the supreme meme of the land? Trick question. Steel beams can't melt supreme memes. 2. Are you a Desticle? Hah. No. 3. How long is your schlong? 201.50 yards 4. Are you an angsty teen? [REDACTED] 5. Are you an angsty preteen? Nah fam I'm 18 6. Who is Recon? The Lord of B.net 7. Are you willing to participate in salty religious and political debates? Gotta troll someone. 8. Is your hairline of average height? More average than Lincoln's. 9. Do you believe in your lord and savior Lenny? I bow at the sound of his name. 10. Are you a hardcore leftist or rightist who probably has hardly any knowledge of politics? I WANT TO BUILD A WALL. 11. Who is the Zodiac Killer? Ted Cruz 12. What is in 19 days? Porch Day 13. What is the secondary religion of Offtopic? Pastafarianism 14. Are you a filthy Swede? Nah m8 I execute followers of Pewdiepie on sight 15. What edgy athiest likes trannies? Lincoln 16. Not a furry. Just a casual worshippers of Engrapadora's 2 terabytes.
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Missing "Do you know how to penis poll"
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In order to regulate the increasing flow of illegal Destiny immigrants, I propose we create a citizenship test. I will make a list of questions/requirements and add more over time. Please feel free to add. #MakeOfftopicGreatAgain 1. What is the supreme meme of the land? Lenny 2. Are you a Desticle? Yes 3. How long is your schlong? Too long 4. Are you an angsty teen? Yes 5. Are you an angsty preteen? No 6. Who is Recon? A piece of armor from Halo Reach 7. Are you willing to participate in salty religious and political debates? Yes 8. Is your hairline of average height? Yes 9. Do you believe in your lord and savior Lenny? No I prefer his cousin Ynnel 10. Are you a hardcore leftist or rightist who probably has hardly any knowledge of politics? Rightiest 11. Who is the Zodiac Killer? Ted Cruz 12. What is in 19 days? (as of May 4) Bungie Day? 13. What is the secondary religion of Offtopic? Praise the sun 14. Are you a filthy Swede? No 15. What edgy athiest likes trannies? Lincoln 16. No furries allowed whatsoever. If you fail this requirement you fail the test and will be shot on sight. I'm a furries
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]In order to regulate the increasing flow of illegal Destiny immigrants, I propose we create a citizenship test. I will make a list of questions/requirements and add more over time. Please feel free to add. #MakeOfftopicGreatAgain 1. What is the supreme meme of the land? Elites lay eggs 2. Are you a Desticle? I was cured 3. How long is your schlong? DONT ASK ME ABOUT IT 4. Are you an angsty teen? No 5. Are you an angsty preteen? No 6. Who is Recon? An old mentor 7. Are you willing to participate in salty religious and political debates? Meh 8. Is your hairline of average height? Kek 9. Do you believe in your lord and savior Lenny? Yes 10. Are you a hardcore leftist or rightist who probably has hardly any knowledge of politics? Left but politics have no Menes so yes 11. Who is the Zodiac Killer? Ted cruZ 12. What is in 19 days? (as of May 4) porch day 14. Are you a filthy Swede? No 15. What edgy athiest likes trannies? Lincon 16. No furries allowed whatsoever. If you fail this requirement you fail the test and will be shot on sight.
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1. What is the supreme meme of the land? Lenny 2. Are you a Desticle? No 3. How long is your schlong? That rhymes 4. Are you an angsty teen? No I'm an edgy one 5. Are you an angsty preteen? No 6. Who is Recon? Our other lord and savior 7. Are you willing to participate in salty religious and political debates? Yes 8. Is your hairline of average height? Not if I'm a Lincoln alt 9. Do you believe in your lord and savior Lenny? Yes 10. Are you a hardcore leftist or rightist who probably has hardly any knowledge of politics? Rightist 11. Who is the Zodiac Killer? Ted Cruz 12. What is in 19 days? (as of May 4) Porch Day! 13. What is the secondary religion of Offtopic? Praising the sun 14. Are you a filthy Swede? No 15. What edgy athiest likes trannies? Lincoln 16. No furries allowed whatsoever. If you fail this requirement you fail the test and will be shot on site! I'm not.
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Edited by Spooky Kazoo Kid: 5/5/2016 1:04:09 AM1. What is the supreme meme of the land? Lenny 2. Are you a Desticle? Yes ;( 3. How long is your schlong? Don't have one :) 4. Are you an angsty teen? Noooo 5. Are you an angsty preteen? Nope :) 6. Who is Recon? The man who will steal your popcorn 7. Are you willing to participate in salty religious and political debates? Hell yes! 8. Is your hairline of average height? Yep :) 9. Do you believe in your lord and savior Lenny? Who wouldn't? 10. Are you a hardcore leftist or rightist who probably has hardly any knowledge of politics? Nope :) 11. Who is the Zodiac Killer? Lyin' Ted 12. What is in 19 days? (as of May 4) Porch day? 13. What is the secondary religion of Offtopic? \[T]/ 14. Are you a filthy Swede? Nope 15. What edgy athiest likes trannies? *Shrugs* 16. No furries allowed whatsoever. If you fail this requirement you fail the test and will be shot on sight. :(
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1. What is the supreme meme of the land? Lenny 2. Are you a Desticle? Yes :'( 3. How long is your schlong? Won't answer that 4. Are you an angsty teen? Yes 5. Are you an angsty preteen? No 6. Who is Recon? An incredible ninja that got demoted :( 7. Are you willing to participate in salty religious and political debates? I prefer not to 8. Is your hairline of average height? Yes 9. Do you believe in your lord and savior Lenny? No 10. Are you a hardcore leftist or rightist who probably has hardly any knowledge of politics? No 11. Who is the Zodiac Killer? Cruz? (Not American) 12. What is in 19 days? (as of May 4) I don't know 13. What is the secondary religion of Offtopic? Pastafarealism (I don't know if it's spelled like that 14. Are you a filthy Swede? No 15. What edgy athiest likes trannies? Mad Max 16. No furries allowed whatsoever. If you fail this requirement you fail the test and will be shot on sight. Not a furry
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[quote]In order to regulate the increasing flow of illegal Destiny immigrants, I propose we create a citizenship test. I will make a list of questions/requirements and add more over time. Please feel free to add. #MakeOfftopicGreatAgain 1. What is the supreme meme of the land? [b]Lenny[/b] 2. Are you a Desticle? [b]No[/b] 3. How long is your schlong? [b]o bb[/b] 4. Are you an angsty teen? [b]no[/b] 5. Are you an angsty preteen? [b]no[/b] 6. Who is Recon? [b]my knight in shining armor[/b] 7. Are you willing to participate in salty religious and political debates?[b]occasionally[/b] 8. Is your hairline of average height?[b]yes[/b] 9. Do you believe in your lord and savior Lenny? [b](͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/b] 10. Are you a hardcore leftist or rightist who probably has hardly any knowledge of politics? [b]no[/b] 11. Who is the Zodiac Killer? [b]Ted crust[/b] 12. What is in 19 days? (as of May 4) [b]May 23[/b] 13. What is the secondary religion of Offtopic? [b]Praise the Sun?[/b] 14. Are you a filthy Swede? [b]no[/b] 15. What edgy athiest likes trannies? [b]ur mum[/b] 16. No furries allowed whatsoever. If you fail this requirement you fail the test and will be shot on sight. [b]I'm not a furry[/b] Los![/quote]
