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Edited by fruit salad:
5/5/2016 3:33:57 AM
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Offtopic Citizenship Exam
In order to regulate the increasing flow of illegal Destiny immigrants, I propose we create a citizenship test. I will make a list of questions/requirements and add more over time. Please feel free to add.
#MakeOfftopicGreatAgain
1. What is the supreme meme of the land?
2. Are you a Desticle?
3. How long is your schlong?
4. Are you an angsty teen?
5. Are you an angsty preteen?
6. Who is Recon?
7. Are you willing to participate in salty religious and political debates?
8. Is your hairline of average height?
9. Do you believe in your lord and savior Lenny?
10. Are you a hardcore leftist or rightist who probably has hardly any knowledge of politics?
11. Who is the Zodiac Killer?
12. What is in 19 days? (as of May 4)
13. What is the secondary religion of Offtopic?
14. Are you a filthy Swede?
15. What edgy athiest likes trannies?
16. No furries allowed whatsoever. If you fail this requirement you fail the test and will be shot on sight.
Los!
Edit: you don't have to answer all of them, it was just a hypothetical document.
More questions:
17. What do you do with a 3-answer poll?
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1. What is the supreme meme of the land? Lenny 2. Are you a Desticle? No 3. How long is your schlong? That rhymes 4. Are you an angsty teen? No I'm an edgy one 5. Are you an angsty preteen? No 6. Who is Recon? Our other lord and savior 7. Are you willing to participate in salty religious and political debates? Yes 8. Is your hairline of average height? Not if I'm a Lincoln alt 9. Do you believe in your lord and savior Lenny? Yes 10. Are you a hardcore leftist or rightist who probably has hardly any knowledge of politics? Rightist 11. Who is the Zodiac Killer? Ted Cruz 12. What is in 19 days? (as of May 4) Porch Day! 13. What is the secondary religion of Offtopic? Praising the sun 14. Are you a filthy Swede? No 15. What edgy athiest likes trannies? Lincoln 16. No furries allowed whatsoever. If you fail this requirement you fail the test and will be shot on site! I'm not.
