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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
5/7/2016 12:37:12 AM
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[b]A sleeping Royal lies in the middle of the courtyard.[/b]
[spoiler]Open[/spoiler]
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*Sketch's head pops out of some bushes. He notices you and slowly raises a permanent marker and takes the cap off. He creeps towards you absolutely silent and begins to draw on your face.*
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Edited by Royal Blade: 5/7/2016 9:01:57 PM[b]Stirs slightly but does not wake[/b]
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*When he finishes drawing on his face, he runs back to the bushes.*
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[b]I stir awake and sit up [/b]
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*Sketch walks by. He looks at you and bursts out laughing.*
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What??
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"I- I mean, [i]someone[/i] drew-" *He falls on the ground and starts laughing again.*
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You okay??
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*He looks up and points at your head before he starts laughing again.*
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"Okay??" [b]Heads into the inner dojo[/b]
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[spoiler]Your face has been painted to look like a mime except you have the word [i]nerd[/i] on your forehead and glasses have been drawn on your face.[/spoiler]
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[b]I head into the showers and look into a mirror[/b] "SKETCH!!!"
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*You hear him laughing his @$$ off outside.*
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[b]I Rush outside[/b] "GET OVER HERE YOU LITTLE TWERP!"
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"AHHHHH!!!!!" *He climbs up a tree as fast as he can.*
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[b]A shadow cloud forms beneath and I float into the air.[/b] "Woah now! I'm just trying to return the favor." [b]Grins wickedly and holds and a shadow marker forms in my hand[/b]
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*Snickers.* "A marker? The ink will just disappear into my fur... Your going to need to think of something else..."
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[b]Chuckles[/b] "I wouldn't be so sure." [b]I approach you and float a foot away [/b]
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"I am. Literally no marker is effective on fur. No matter what."
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[b]I draw a circle on your shoulder using the marker. The fur inside the circle suddenly disappears. [/b] "How about you try that on for size?"
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"AHHHH!" *He jumps out of the tree and lands on his face.*
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[b]My cloud disappears and I land on the ground gracefully.[/b] "You okay?" [b]I start drawing something on your back[/b]
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*He gets up and slaps you and then starts running.*
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[b]I burst out laughing [/b] "You should probably cover your back." [b]There is a sketch of you in clown form[/b]
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*He goes to the showers and takes off his shirt and looks at his back. He comes out and takes your marker.* "You know what? I'm just going to draw it all off..." *He goes back into the showers and when he comes back out, what you can see of his head, arms, legs and tail is completely bald. His skin seems to be blue where the stripe used to be. He is also shivering. As he passes you and gives the marker back he says:* "You piece of $&#@."
