Not every flower can say love, but a rose can. Not every plant survives thirst, but a cactus can. Not every retard can read, but look at you go, little buddy! Today you should take a moment and send an encouraging message to a -blam!-ed up friend, just as I’ve done. I don’t care if you lick windows, or have intercourse with farm animals. You hang in there cupcake, you’re -blam!-ing special to me, you’re my friend, look at you smiling at your phone! You crayon eating bastard you!