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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
5/8/2016 5:23:00 AM
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That's Sargentubbs to you.
[spoiler]lol[/spoiler]
[b]leaves[/b]
English
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"See ya Tubbs." [b]Watches you leave and chuckles[/b] "Bathtub."
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[b]you feel a tremendous pain in your balls[/b]
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[b]This is not happening Tubbs. I don't care what it takes. It's not happening [/b]
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[b]it already happened[/b]
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[b]Considering you didn't give me a heads up or a chance to block, nope. Which by the way I did block because shadow powers [/b]
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Edited by JealousOrc: 5/8/2016 5:48:09 AM[b]you don't always have a chance to block[/b] [b]you couldn't have activated the shadow shield in time because super speed[/b]
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[b]WELL I'M NOT LETTING YOU KICK ME IN THE BALLS. I really don't care whether or not I can block. If you keep trying I WILL keep blocking. The shied was there from before. [/b]
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[b]i broke the shield[/b] [b]you can't block every move mang[/b]
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[b]There were multiple layers Watch me.[/b]
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[b]You only said one shield before. Too late to change it.[/b] [b]I can't. It won't happen.[/b]
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[b]You know what? I'll be the mature one! You kick me in the balls or whatever you did.[/b]
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[b]Aha! VICTORY SCREECH!!!![/b] [b]you feel as if a boulder just crushed your nuts[/b] [b]you hear a distant victory screech in the background[/b]
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[b]Im letting this happen but I'm feeling no pain. That's the deal.[/b] "Congratulations."
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[b]is fine with that[/b]
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"And the winner is...." "SARGENT -blam!-ING TUBBS." "GET UP HERE SOLDIER!!"
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[b]walks up to you while dancing[/b]
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[b]Hands you mic and you can hear thousands of people's cheering.[/b] "Say something to those fans of yours."
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I just wanna say this to all the kids out there: Keep being annoying and you'll get whatever you want! Now, everyone! Kick the person to your right in the balls!!!
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[b]Thousands of people start screeching As they do as they're told.[/b] "Oh what a role model."
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Edited by JealousOrc: 5/8/2016 7:28:19 AMThanks Blade. Now, a word from our sponsors. [b]points at a giant billboard[/b] [u]On the billboard screen...[/u] [b]a muscular man is sitting in a chair being interviewed[/b] [b]the bottom of the screen has words that say "Real actors. Not people."[/b] Interviewer: How did you feel after drinking Smuice, the famous juice made by Smaug, for the first time? Man: Well, I felt great Jan. I felt more powerful. I think I even grew wings for a while. It really brings out the inner beast in you. It helped me and the team out a lot in our big Tubball game last week against the Raulk Rockets. Interviewer: You heard it folks. Danny Duts, the famous Tubball player for the team "The Dojo Devils", drinks Smuice. You should do. [b]it shows a logo of a dragon breathing fire and the fire turns around and forms a circle around the dragon[/b] [b]under that it says "Smuice, everyone else is drinking it. You should too."[/b] [spoiler]shall I keep going?[/spoiler]
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"What the hell is a smuice?" [spoiler]I don't see why not.[/spoiler]
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[b]next up is a bunch of kids having a food fight in a school cafeteria[/b] [b]a kid is about to throw a small, oval shaped white piece of food[/b] [b]he throws it and everyone stops[/b] [b]they all stare at him[/b] Him- What? Everyone- Don't waste Garthuns. [b]they all start swarming him[/b] Everyone- They're too good to waste. [b]they all start beating the kid up and it cuts to a picture of a black bag that says "Garthuns" on it and has a white outline of an oval on it[/b] Random Voice: Garthuns, they're too good to waste. Buy now to get a chance to meet the famous Tubball player Danny Duts. [b]it ends[/b] [spoiler]more?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]this is gold Tubbs xD [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]I'll take that as a yes[/spoiler] [spoiler]the best part is though is that I named Garthuns after my character Garth and well, I explained the Smuice thing[/spoiler] [b]it cuts to a picture of a planet in space with a giant space ring around it[/b] [b]it starts zooming in on the ring[/b] Are you tired of your boring old life? Yes!? I knew it. With a life that boring how couldn't you be. Well, if you want to lead a more exciting life, then visit the Forge. It's got everything you want. Nice rooms. [b]shows a picture of a hallway with doors saying that have numbers on them[/b] Food. [b]shows a picture of the front of a restaurant that has huge letters on top, they say "Mama Tubbs"[/b] A med bay. [b]shows a picture of a hospital that has a sign in front of it that says "Gone for lunch. Come back later." And has a dying person trying to get in[/b] And many more. Come visit the Forge today. To book your trip, just call 1-500-Better-Life.
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[spoiler]Alright alright. You can stop now XD [/spoiler]
