ɪ ᴏɴᴄᴇ ᴡᴀs ғᴀʟʟɪɴɢ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴀ ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ ᴘɪᴛ, ɪ ᴡᴏᴋᴇ ᴜᴘ ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴍʏ ʙᴏᴅʏ ʀᴇᴀʟɪᴢᴇᴅ ɪ ᴡᴀs ᴀᴄᴛᴜᴀʟʟʏ ғᴀʟʟɪɴɢ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴍʏ ʙᴇᴅ...
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I stood on a Lego and it didn't hurt. I dropped my Oreo in milk and I didn't feel sad. I saw a guy holding a chicken nugget saying "You want one?" And I replied with "No I'm vegan" It was soo weird because no ONE F*CKING ASKED IF U WERE VEGAN