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Edited by Splashback77:
5/10/2016 12:33:29 AM
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What Hunter Subclass Would Win in a Rap Battle
Same thing as the Warlock one, with Hunters this time.
My Rap:
[b]Guess who's the best around?
It's me and my two blades.
One kills Alpha,
The other kills Bravo.
Silent and Deadly,
Knives won't jam.
Death draws near,
Because my blades are hungry.
Can't outrun me.
Sit down Shadestep,
Get off the stage, Twillight Garrison.
I'm blinking to the last second.
Double.
Triple.
Gutted.
Breaker.
Slayer.
Reaper.
Gutted.
SEVENTH COLUM!!
Shaxx is proud.[/b]
[b]LEROY JENKINS!![/b]
[spoiler][b]You can't see this text.
It's invisible.
Like me.[/b][/spoiler]
[b]SURPRISE MOTHA F**KA!!
[/b]
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2 RepliesEdited by Oddish43: 5/11/2016 1:15:17 AMFor the Mighty Bladedancer... Cut a Fallen Cut a Hive Taken Psions Flayed alive Cut a cauldron Cut a car Lotta things to Cut there are Cut an ear off Cut a face Cut the whole damn Fallen race Cut a kitten Cut a spoon Cut a spaceship Cut the moon Lovely arcblade Dripping juice Gets all gory Cutting moose Cut a straight guy Cut a gay Rise at five and Start to slay If you want to Run and play Be Bladedancer Cut all day Throw an arcbolt Blink about Do showstopper With a shout Cut a warlock With a Ram Cut a Titan Up like ham Hold your dagger To the sky By your power Vex will die Cut a building Cut a train Find an Orge Cut its brain Cut a windmill Cut a waffle Cut a Striker He'll feel awful Cut a Barbie Cut a tree Pounce like leopard Sting like bee Knife so sharp It cuts the air Body parts Go everywhere Cut the town of Walla Walla Cut Ikora Cut Zavala Cut a lamppost Cut a flower Cut a big hole In the Tower Arc is dry so Sheathe your blade See th' enormous Mess you made To your quarters Close the door Tomorrow you will CUT SOME MORE!!
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8 RepliesI'm a nightstalker, best of the best. Shadestepping grenades, forget the rest. Bladedancer? Pfff you ain't shit. Maybe you could kill me if your super would actually hit Gunslinger? Your supers alright. But how you going to hit me when I'm Rollin around mid-fight? Firebolts, Axions, Arcbolts too. I can dodge 'em all, can you? Stormcaller, Sunbreaker, Bladedancer too. I'll suppress all your supers, boo hoo. Blink, man, that's a thing of the past. Better control, gotta go fast. I can see you through walls, keen scout. I know exactly where you are, not a doubt. Anyway, my time is out. I'll catch ya in the crucible where I'm shadesteppin about.
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Sunbreaker
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Edited by Nerin: 5/11/2016 3:48:32 AMYou need -blam!-ing help cringe master
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Stalker of course. They would just suppress all the competition.
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Got baldes? Thats cute! I got those too. Come chargin at me with your cute little dance and I'll toss you a few. If that don't work I can hit you with a stick. Just kidding! Thats a trip mine B****! Poison grenades? Well aint that nice. To bad to get a kill you gotta hit those bumpers twice! Is that a bow? Well look at you! Use a gun muthaf**** this is 2866! I'm a gunslinger, the first class you unlock. I come out the gate locked and stocked. Don't need no shade step cause this solar light to bright to be fadin. No skip nades cause only half the time they be chasin. When I see you racin you better know I won't be pacin got the range on that golden gun so don't be hatin. Hit you on the horizon or the atmosphere, don't be slippin cause I'll blast you up outta here. Bring your sparkly little knife and your fancy void light cause ima show you how a real hunter does it right! [spoiler]I mostly play nightstalker. This doesn't express my feelings towards the subclasses. Gunslinger just seemed easiest to be aggresive with.[/spoiler]
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i voted thats all but after i did lord cringe here made me hurt of cringe
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Feel like Solar would be Tupac Arc would be Lil Wayne And void would be snoop dog cause of all the smoke and that purp
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The -blam!- is wrong with you
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2 Replies[spoiler]cringe[/spoiler]
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Nightstalkers. They throw so much shade, they step thru it.
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Aren't raps supposed to rhyme?
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1 ReplyIsn't a rap supposed to rhyme? Or am I misinformed
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I'm a gunslinger, the sub class that's first, With my golden gun, I'm sure that you'll say your Last Word, Understand that I can never be stopped, I got 2 throwing knives and they're both headshots, I'm celestial, you can call me night hawk, Get paid from Cayde to slay and outline you in chalk, Nightstalkers keep walking no shadesteppin to this, With my solar powers from the sun I'll burn you to a crisp, Even the bladedancers with Invisibility can't hide from me, My rhymes forged from light, that's why I'm guardian MC Try to jump me? I got an extra one bro, I have a hawk moon stowed and ready to go just to imprison the other classes inside my chain of woe,
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Edited by ShadowDrop: 5/10/2016 9:24:20 PMI hold the powers of a Nightstalker my neutral game is vast. As they always say they save the best subclass for last. I stalk you from afar and I will deceptively shatter you like glass, Blinding smoke, vortex and universal remotes, you'd swear they're spells that I cast. Trying to run away? Oh buddy not so fast! Block your path with voidwall then create a hole in your chest with a blast! Fûck your supers! My super can negate it, Hate it? Dancing in front of the tether in front of prey in order to bait it. Try to target me, I dare you! You're no match for my shadesteps! 2 steps ahead of you fool, you make me laugh as if you're Mike Epps! I stalk you everywhere thanks to my keen scout. Make you pout, because I kill you in your every route! Make a shout for your fireteam if you dare but have some doubt, Because in a flash, I have the power to completely wipe them, put em in a toilet, then flush em out! Now recognize my powers and realize you have no authority, Because all of this already happened, and this concludes my Nightstalkers story!
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2 RepliesNightstalker could throw some serious shade tho
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Bladedancers they're wicked sick and their beats are so fly they'll cut you.
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Edited by Da1TrueKing: 5/10/2016 5:47:51 PMPlease...please.....please do not quit your day job. And gunslinger would win cuz they spit that hot fire.
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Gunslinger slingin that heat
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Well, Bladedancers are "The Entertainers" at least their emblem says so
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Gunslinger, his raps are fire. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
