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5/9/2016 10:43:28 PM
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What Warlock Subclass Would Win a Rap Battle

Voidwalker

184

Sunsinger

278

Stormcaller

80

Make a Rap for your favorite Warlock Subclass. Then vote for it. Mine: [b]Bzzzzzzzzzz. Crackle. Crackle. Bzzzzzzzzz. Bam! Impossible Macines, b***h, You can't step up to my level. You [i]whiffed[/i]. I come around the corner, I betcha you'll run. Maybe you sniped me. Doesn't matter I'm having my fun. Bzzzzzz. Crackle. Crackle. Bzzzzzz. There's a Stormcaller run! Oh, wait. It's me. I believe I just thunderstruck you. THUNDERSTRUCK! Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. THUNDERSTRUCK! Storm grenade, Pfft, Who needs the MIDA! I got the Tlaloc, baby! That guy just self-rezed. BOOM! CRACKLE! Landfall. [/b]

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  • Edited by Sovereign313: 5/10/2016 3:32:07 PM
    Voidwalker Anthem -blam!- the storm caller, and the self rez, I eat those mutha-blam!-a's, like a stack of pez, I'm VoidWalker, bitch, I control the flow, and siphon your life, hoe ya better know. My scatter grenades, will end your life, and my lance novabomb will penetrate your wife, I'll embrace the void, and I'll rip your soul, and watch your ass implode, into a black hole. I'll triple down, and then blink away, and I'll drop my sack, where your bodies lay, you poppin' self rez? yo be my guest, I'll drop a vortex bomb, and lay you back to rest. you try and call the storm, and I'll put you down, with a snipe to the face, as I load another round, or I'll hit you with, a couple grenades, and a shotgun to the dome, as your light fades.

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