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5/9/2016 10:43:28 PM
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What Warlock Subclass Would Win a Rap Battle

Voidwalker

184

Sunsinger

278

Stormcaller

80

Make a Rap for your favorite Warlock Subclass. Then vote for it. Mine: [b]Bzzzzzzzzzz. Crackle. Crackle. Bzzzzzzzzz. Bam! Impossible Macines, b***h, You can't step up to my level. You [i]whiffed[/i]. I come around the corner, I betcha you'll run. Maybe you sniped me. Doesn't matter I'm having my fun. Bzzzzzz. Crackle. Crackle. Bzzzzzz. There's a Stormcaller run! Oh, wait. It's me. I believe I just thunderstruck you. THUNDERSTRUCK! Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. THUNDERSTRUCK! Storm grenade, Pfft, Who needs the MIDA! I got the Tlaloc, baby! That guy just self-rezed. BOOM! CRACKLE! Landfall. [/b]

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  • Edited by Splashback77: 5/10/2016 10:09:00 PM
    Everyone here is kicking my **s. Sunsinger's Remix: [b]🎶I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW, THE RAIN IS GONE.🎶 I know how to sing. It's in my name, It's my game. Yüt, Halak, and Anûk can do s**t about it. Cry to your daddy, b***hsingers. Oh wait... You're adopted. Oryx adopted you. Storms ain't doing s**t, You're standing on Scorched Earth. I rise again. Oh, she used Landfall. Brillant. B***h. [i]Sniped[/i] Oh, you wanna see Jesus. [i]Self-Rez[/i] He just rose again. [i]Sniped again.[/i] Well, there goes that pun. Nightstalker walks by. Wombo Comboes me. Fired tether at my friends. [i]What do I?[/i] Self rez. And I lose my super. Then I get sniped. No Voidwalker can kill me. Standing in the bubble of my homie. Oh, dead. Rose again. Avenged friends. CALLING ALL DOLPHIN-DEER! DO THE STAG CALL MY HOMEBOYS. MRRRRR. ANH. Me and my Sunsinger clan. 🎶We're a sky. We're a sky full of stars.🎶[/b]

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