Nixis is a girl Crota was homo Eris was evil The Black Heart was actually not the heart of Darkness The Darkblade was good and we killed him for no reason Oryx is actually dead The Vessel of Oryx is Crota reborn Houdini is Primus Ta'aun Destiny is Halo in the future Shaxx is Chuck Norris reborn Cryptarch is the real Heart of Darkness Atheon went back in time to cause 7/11 A random Vex goblin caused terrorists to exist Zavala works at Toys R Us Omnigul is hot Traveler is evil