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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
5/12/2016 3:06:59 PM
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*Mortar forms from the ground*
Another novice willing to train?
*He sits on a log*
I'm Mortar, who are you?
English
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[b]"I am Cooki332, new guy. I will duel you to gain entry "[/b]
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Sure, I'll fight. But first, you look starved. Come in for a little bit to eat.
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[b]"Alright then. I'll just have a light meal."[/b]
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*The massive gates open, and Mortar walks through them.* Follow me. I know a good bar and burger joint.
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[b]'Nice, I like a good burger."[/b]
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Who doesn't? *We enter the Bar/Burger place and I order a half pound burger* You know what you want? It's on me.
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[b]"I'll just get an Angus burger with mustard. I'll take Pepsi[/b]
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*The chef hears you and goes into the kitchen to make it* So, tell me, How did you get here?
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[b]"If it wasn't for a certain unfortunate event, I wouldn't be here "[/b]
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And what is that?
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[b]"Back when I was about five, my family home was burned down. I had no surviving relatives, and became poor. Since 15 I started searching for somewhere I could train. I'm now 25."[/b]
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Edited by BrandRobKus: 5/14/2016 6:01:05 PMThat's a long time *It is said between bites, so it sounds like "smmbs lmmk a lng tm"*
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[b]"Yeah, luckily there was someone we knew that could help me."[/b]
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Who was that?
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[b]"He was a leader of a den of thieves. My family was rich because they stole a lot of things. "[/b]
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Hmm... I'm loaded because of a mine I found about a few years back
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"What was in it?"
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*Mortar takes out a few coins* Valhite. A metal found in postmortemlike places, like, heavens, hells, Valhalla.
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[b]"Hmm... So your mine went to hell?"[/b]
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I lived in hell
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[b]"So was it a mine or an escape tunnel?"[/b]
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It was a mine, there is no way to get out without a portal or my special ability. *I dissolve into the ground and reform on the other side of the bar*
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[b]"Remind me to never piss you off right before I go to sleep. "[/b]
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Noted. *I form where I was sitting again*
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[b]"Well it seems that this time of chatting is about to end."[/b][spoiler]I ate while you spoke, and I drained the glass of its contents[/spoiler]
