For too long two dimensional people have been ignored. They have been cast aside, called "fake" and "not real." They are real though. They're real in our hearts. As such, people of two dimensions should be treated with the same respect as all other humans. This is why I propose adding another T to the acronym, standing for "Two Dimensional." They didn't chose to be born in only two dimensions, so why should they be forced to suffer such horrible injustices.
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I hope you're kidding.